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Nakajima Atsushi | Bungou to Alchemist

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-01-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
1. We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants.

2. One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better... I gave it an A+.

3. I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

4. She actually was beyond drunk, but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore.

5.
(text him)
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto annoyed. (grrrr)

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[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-01-21 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I bet tigers would wear pants if they could.
tigerpoet: outer surprise (⊙ I'm busting out of this prison)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-01-21 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking as someone who had children, a lot of humans will go pantsless if given the chance.
yes_im_kawaii: Sadly eating a meat bun. (the only thing i know)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-01-22 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
What kids do isn't the same as what everybody else does!
tigerpoet: outer neutral (⊙ and the last known survivor)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-01-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's what people do before they learn about manners and politeness and that you can't just do whatever you want.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto annoyed. (grrrr)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-01-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Still, I bet tigers get cold at least.
tigerpoet: outer neutral (⊙ and the last known survivor)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-03-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
They have fur for that.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto on the phone. (phone jitters)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-03-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
It can't help that much. Sometimes if you go out in a coat, you still get cold.
tigerpoet: outer surprise (⊙ I'm busting out of this prison)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-04-12 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you need a better coat?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto annoyed. (grrrr)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-04-13 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
How am I gonna get one of those.
tigerpoet: outer neutral (⊙ dumb coconut)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I could buy you one?
yes_im_kawaii: Dizzy on the floor. (@_@)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
But then I'd owe you, right?
tigerpoet: outer smile (⊙ some of us will dream it forever)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. I have enough extra money to give gifts sometimes.
yes_im_kawaii: Silly reaction image. (what do you take me for)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. But I'm gonna get you a REALLY good present next time! Both of you! Two good presents!

[Whatever she can find in bug world. And it's Makoto, "good" could be a string found on the ground.]
tigerpoet: outer surprise (⊙ I'm busting out of this prison)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
You really don't need to?
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto worried. (just read spoilers)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you still have birthdays or something.
tigerpoet: outer neutral (⊙ the city is a nightmare)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
May 5th. But we don't really do much to celebrate it, we just have cake.
yes_im_kawaii: Reacting to brazen food theft. (how dare you)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's a waste! No party? No presents? Nobody takes you to Hawaii?
tigerpoet: outer surprise (⊙ running with no signs of slowin')

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he'd like a big party...
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto annoyed. (grrrr)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? Anyone would want one of those! It's fun and you get attention and stuff!
tigerpoet: outer surprise (⊙ running with no signs of slowin')

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
They're a little noisy? And I don't like being the center of attention very much.
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto rubbing her face. (like an animal)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? That just sounds ungrateful.
tigerpoet: outer neutral (⊙ got the glory)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to put it like that...
yes_im_kawaii: Makoto on the phone. (phone jitters)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? If I had a party all for me and a bunch of friends, I'd be happy.
tigerpoet: outer neutral (⊙ so many times it happens too fast)

[personal profile] tigerpoet 2022-05-21 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really like going to parties even when they're not for me, though.
yes_im_kawaii: Talking back. (like you know anything)

[personal profile] yes_im_kawaii 2022-05-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even for the games and the food?