call me out v. 15.0

[misheard]

Call out one of the characters from my muselist with a starter, a prompt, a general 'hey can we do something with these characters' comment, a smoke signal, etc., and I'll get back to you with some kind of RP thread!

Old CR, new CR, assumed CR, canonmates, AU, crossover, whatever, it's all good.

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[mementomoritz]

Well, it's not like you can know for sure without dying- wait, do you know? [Servants are summoned after their death, right?]

[Frantically flipping to a new page of her notebook and grabbing a pen.] Do you remember what being dead was like? Can you explain it in detail?

[comatoxic]

"No, I can't."

Servants are copies from the Throne of Heroes, so whatever afterlife you'd expect for the original versions, they wouldn't have experienced it.

[mementomoritz]

Aw... [She dutifully makes a note of this and puts the journal back down.]

[Looks like if she wants to study the afterlife she's just going to have to commit necromancy the old-fashioned way.]

So I guess if we can't confirm whether or not eternal sleep would be better than death, objectively, it's really a matter of personal preference.

[comatoxic]

Well, I think it's better. I can't visit you if you're dead, but I can still see you if you're sleeping.

[mementomoritz]

That is true... wait, no it isn't! [Pointing at Saber.] He's dead and you're talking to him right now!

Maybe you could try studying necromancy or summoning? [THAT'S MUCH WORSE.]

[comatoxic]

"That's even worse!"

See? He agrees that my way is better.

"...Necromancy is a very low bar to compare it to."

[mementomoritz]

Why?

[Mercy looks completely baffled.]

The whole Servant summoning ritual is basically necromancy with training wheels already, and you seem fine now! I haven't had to ward off even one vengeful ghost, and no one's become a Dead Apostle or anything.

[Ever the honest soul, she pauses and conscientiously adds:] That I know of.

[comatoxic]

Heroic Spirits are closer to copies of the original person rather than true ghosts. Whatever happens to me or to Lancelot here won't disturb 'the real' us. With true necromancy, you could permanently damage someone's soul with a small mistake.

[He doesn't sound judgmental about it - it's a good question, and he's trying to explain the answer.]

[mementomoritz]

Surgery can kill someone with a small mistake, too, but we still do that!

[Maybe not quite as often as you do surgery, though, Mercy...]

What if someone practiced on animals until they were really good at it, and then started trials with human test subjects? That way, you'd have a much higher safety margin!

[If nothing else, that probably explains a lot about how the three-headed cat happened.]

[comatoxic]

"Isn't surgery usually saved for lifethreatening cases to begin with?"

Not the way Mercy does it! She's very capable, you know.

[mementomoritz]

[Mercy blushes a little and smiles happily, pleased at the compliment.] It's my specialty!

But I guess it would have been a lot less common in your time... It's a lot safer these days, now that we know more about the human body! And also sometimes the inhuman body, but there's a lot less published literature about that.

I have written some papers on disease crossover in shapeshifters, though! [It's hard out there for a werewolf. Especially one with mange.]

[comatoxic]

See, isn't our Master accomplished? You're in excellent hands, Lancelot.

"...I don't know about that."

[mementomoritz]

[Well, hand. The one in this jar, specifically.]

Medically speaking, I promise to provide you the absolute best of care! [She smiles proudly, then looks a little sheepish.] ...For everything else, all I can promise is to do my best. But I am going to do that!

Which I guess means that we should probably figure out what we're going to do next.

[comatoxic]

Good point. We can afford to be a little more aggressive now than we could before - unless anyone else has formed an alliance, we have numbers on our side.

[...an alliance is a weird way to describe this situation, but go off.]

[mementomoritz]

[Mercy nods thoughtfully.] It might be hard to take an aggressive approach without knowing where any of the other Masters are, though. We got pretty lucky, running into the principal like that!

[You know, super good luck to get almost murdered. They're just doing so great.]

Those others you sensed... one was in the police station, right? We could try checking to see if they're still there. If they are, then we'll at least have something to look into.