for solomon

[merchantable]

[Another day, another summoning. Life goes on, for Solomon as much as anyone, and even with Goetia defeated, there are still problems that need Servants to solve them.]

Hello, I'm here - Your Majesty?!

[Sorry, Ritsuka, you're her new Master and all, but seeing Solomon in the flesh takes precedence. Sheba's ears wiggle, giving away her delight.]

Comments

[foolswisdom]

A--

[ Well. It was inevitable. He chokes on that, which surely ruins any illusion of being the cool suave one. How the turns tables. ]

I, I'm not anything of the sort, I'm sorry--!

[merchantable]

Th-these things have a time and a place! And that place is not where my Master could see!!

[...she doesn't mind if he does it later, in private, but actually getting her to say that out loud is another matter.]

[foolswisdom]

Now who's the one being bold...?!

[ Let's be honest... if Ritsuka saw them now, she would probably just roll her eyes, instead of being scandalized. Modern teenagers have become truly powerful. ]

She's my Master too, you realize!

[merchantable]

All the more reason for you to behave yourself!!

[This is all his fault!!!

Two rulers renowned for their wisdom, and also complete dumbasses.]

[foolswisdom]

I thought that was what you wanted from me!

[ WITNESS THE COURTSHIP DANCE OF IDIOTS.

Or rather, don't, because he kind of wants to vanish on the spot. For all that some things are wildly different about him as he is now, there are some things that stay the same: he remains a people-pleaser, just... not necessarily in the same degree of capacity as when he'd been king. ]

[merchantable]

Later! In private!

[Like yes she wants him to kiss her senseless but not in the hallway-]