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Reply to me asking for one of these characters. You can throw a starter at me, give me a prompt, go 'idk but I want to smut', etc. etc.

You can also ask for someone on my muselist who isn't on here, but I might have to go 'no I don't have the brain for nsfwing them'.

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( I HAVE..... literally no idea but either Double Dazai or BSD!Dazai and Bunaru!Chuuya pick your poison I'm just here to Thirst ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

[So the whole Moonblessed thing is weird. Not as weird as there being another Dazai who knows a different Chuuya - and he can't even bully this one, what the hell? - but pretty weird. Not awful, although he'll never stop being an easy target with his hair trigger temper.

Chuuya's gotten saddled with an Iris moonblessing. It's a mixed bag. On one hand, sometimes it makes him feel peaceful. He hasn't felt actually peaceful in years.

On the other hand, going into heat. Drinking to make the feelings go away - what he does with all his feelings, naturally - doesn't work.

Swallowing his pride is difficult, but trying to tough this out is impossible. Which is why he sends Dazai a text.]

Iris moon is being a pain moonlace with me

[Asking nicely is not his strong suit.]

And why exactly should I moonlace with you, Chuuya-kun?

[ While it's definitely strange that there's a completely different Chuuya here, the fact that he's not asking nicely is enough for Dazai himself to want to bully. ]

[No Chuuya has ever asked nicely in their lives.

One answer is 'because I'm suffering and I want to at least throw myself at someone I know instead of just anyone', but let's be realistic: Chuuya's not going to ask Dazai to do something because it's a good thing to do. That won't work on either of them.]

because I'll blow you

[ That's definitely a common factor between the two of them at least.

But also: Dazai's a shit and he's not going to be making this easy for him. Just because he's a 'good person' now does not mean that he's just going to easily say yes when someone asks him to do a thing.

And, well... ]

You know that I could easily get that from anybody else, right?

keep telling yourself that

[It's probably true, because for some ungodly reason people are willing to sleep with both the Dazais, but he doesn't have to admit it!]

seducing somebody would take effort all you have to do is just walk to my apartment it's not even that far

[It's through both of their bad luck that their rooms are on the same hallway.]

[ It is completely and utterly true and Chuuya cannot deny it at all. ]

I don't actually have to do that much effort.

I can just call Atsushi-kun over. He'll definitely be a lot nicer about it.

[ Again.

Being an asshole here. Maybe he just wants more out of it besides just a simple blowjob, though. ]

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I can't out-nice Atsushi and I'm not going to try. Maybe I should call him over instead.

[Why did he think first of Dazai, again? Maybe it's because Atsushi seems more likely to pity him. Chuuya couldn't stand that.]

You can't do that if I wind up hoarding him to myself.

[ Why are these two like this. None of them are going to get any fucking done at this rate. ]

[Dazais and Chuuyas are just fated to never get along, maybe?]

he'll pick the iris just about dying from their heat over you, because he's actually a nice person

You're not going to die, though?

[Chuuya sends a selfie.

His texting has been remarkably composed for how much of a wreck he looks like. There's dried come on his stomach - more than one load, it seems - and he's still hard. He's sweating, cheeks flushed, hair mussed, nails bitten. A slew of both sex toys and empty bottles of alcohol litter the floor behind him.

He may not actually be about to die, but it sure feels that way.]

Ah, you've really got it bad, don't you?

[ He's not coming to help just yet, at least not yet. Maybe just tease for a few more texts before he does. ]

you think

[With how grumpy he is usually, it's hard to tell how much of the irritability is because of Iris.]

I do.

Buuuut. I guess I can come over in five minutes.

door's unlocked

[Because frankly, getting up to greet Dazai seems impossible right now. Probably even more difficult in five minutes.]

[ When Dazai Osamu says five minutes, he actually means it right down to the very last second. Even though he didn't necessarily have to come exactly at that time, given that their places were so close, but --

Here he is, exactly five minutes later, his eyes alight and his lips curved into a bright smile. ]

I'm here, Chuuya-kun, now where are you~?

[ Just speaking that in a sing-song manner rather cheerily. ]

[His bedroom, of course. Where else would he be? The sounds of groans will lead Dazai there easily.

Chuuya has three fingers inside himself, thrusting in and out and providing no relief. His eyes are glassy, and it takes a moment after seeing Dazai to even process that he's there.]

Dazai...

[This is probably the first time he's actually used his name.]

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