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GENERIC SMUT JAMJAR MEME
Generic Smut Jamjar Meme
Haven't you all been here: you really want to tag smut with a character but you can't find a reason for your character to be in the same setting, let alone banging them? If there's one thing jamjars are good for, it's getting a reason for two characters to interact, and if there's one thing smut jamjars are good for, it's getting a reason for two characters to bang.
Thus: a generic smutty jamjar meme. Your characters have been taken from their homes to a strange new world, where they must - or at least, are highly encouraged to - have sex with the other people who've been brought here. Why?
1. Fuck or Die: People will literally die if they don't have sex. Neither of you wants to die. The solution is obvious.
2: Aphro: Aphrodisiacs are everywhere in this kind of setting. Help a poor aphro victim out?
3: Bonuses: Having sex gives you extra powers, or sweet loot, or better living conditions, or helps save the world or something. The point is that you get benefits from banging.
4: Just Liking Each Other And Wanting To Have Sex For The Sake Of It: It's been known to happen once in a blue moon.
5: Wildcard: Go wild.
Reply with your character and preferences, hit up other characters, have fun.
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however, that's just a way for waver to hide the blush that rises on his cheeks. ]
And besides...if I had an issue with it, then I wouldn't let you feed off of me in the first place.
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[It's definitely deserved, though. Dazai rubs his forehead.]
You've been working so hard lately that I haven't wanted to bother you...
[Even though it is literally a life or death thing for him, somehow bothering Waver seems worse.]
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[ waver rolls his eyes-- why is he such a morosexual
nevertheless, he leans his head to the side, pushing his long hair away to give dazai a clear view of his neck. ]
Bite, idiot.
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Dazai inhales deeply - Waver showing his neck to him will never not be unspeakably hot, even when he isn't starving. He leans in to graze his fangs against Waver's neck before biting down and piercing the skin.
Blood wells up, and Dazai drinks from Waver freely and deeply. Every drop soothes his hunger and brings strength back to him, and he wonders how he could have stayed away this long.]
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[ the first bite is always the most painful. if waver had to compare to anything, it would have to be an injection, like two needles pricking his neck.
however the initial pain ebbs away quickly, replaced by a warmth in the pit of his stomach. waver is no fool to the aphrodisiac effects of a vampire's bite, thought to have originated from a necessity to keep their prey in place while also accelerating the rate in which blood is pumped.
but here waver is no prey and dazai is no predator--though the idea does help elicit a soft moan from waver's lips. he brings a hand up, running his fingers through dazai's hair as he tries to keep his rising sexual urges down.
dazai's not the only one that ignores his needs in this house, after all. ]
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They really are two of a kind, aren't they.
When Dazai finally feels full again, he lifts his mouth from Waver's neck. The wound will heal quickly enough without needing to be bandaged.]
You sound just as good as you taste, you know.
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[ waver feels lightheaded. partially because of the blood loss, but also because of the surge in his arousal. despite having lost so much blood, the blush on his face is a bright red as further proof of his condition.
but, well, none of them are as obvious as the way that his pants are tented right in the area between his legs. ]
Just...take responsibility, will you?
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[This isn't a real complaint, as evidenced by Dazai unzipping Waver's pants while he's still talking, but he had to say it.
He pauses for a moment to fumble underneath the couch - if he has to go all the way to their bedroom for lube he'll be mad - but no, here's the tube he was looking for.]
Want me to ride you?
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[ the glare and harsh words from waver are totally harmless, though--he'd never let dazai hurt himself.
upon the question, he nods quickly ]
Stop asking stupid questions, idiot.
[ that's a yes. ]
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'Do you want to get me ready to take your cock' is a stupid question, probably, so Shuji slicks up two of his fingers and slides them inside himself. He's perched on Waver's knee, face pressed against Waver's chest, so that Waver can feel how his body shudders every time he thrusts his fingers deeper.]
Sensei...
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[ waver threads his fingers into dazai's hair, his own breath shuddering as he hears the other's moans. it's in times like these where his imagination is a blessing-- it's not hard to imagine how good it'll feel to have his cock inside dazai's ass, and that sends sparks of pleasure down waver's spine.
however he doesn't stay idle. while dazai is busy prepping himself, waver coats a hand in lube before reaching down to stroke his boyfriend's cock. ]
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[Dazai's eyes, which had shut in concentration, snap open when he feels Waver's hand on his cock. He rocks between Waver's hand and his own fingers, the motion helping to spread himself out more.
At times like this, he doesn't know the meaning of patience, which is why he soon pulls his fingers out to replace them with something better. After getting Waver's underwear out of the way, he spreads a cursory layer of lube over Waver's cock, before gripping the base so that he can lower himself to take it inside him.]
Hah... hah...
[It's tight, but Dazai is far from complaining.]