Shameless Dating Meme.

[heavenscorpse]

the shameless dating meme

Styx: 1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS ONE PER COMMENT
Styx: 2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
Styx: 3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
Styx: 4) RANDOM MASSIVE SHIPPING ENSUES
Styx: 5) ???
Styx: 6) SEX OPTIONAL
Styx: 7) LOTS OF SHIPPING PROFIT

Comments

[ifbymyhands]

It's fine if it isn't. *Leans on.*

[bonywings]

[Snuggles.] You're right.

[ifbymyhands]

*So the movie goes.* The beginning of a scary movie is always boring. They have to set up who these people are to get you to care about them, but we know most of them are going to die, so we're trying not to. It's kind of sad, isn't it?

[bonywings]

It is. I don't know how they would fix it, however.

[ifbymyhands]

I'm not really sure. Maybe you should think it's not a horror movie. But then that would scar people for life.

[bonywings]

And then parents would bring their children and complain.

Parents will complain about anything.

[ifbymyhands]

From what I've seen, yeah.

*LUCKILY THEIR PARENTS ARE DEAD wait that's not lucky at all........*

[bonywings]

[Yeah...]

When will it get to the gory parts?

[ifbymyhands]

It's usually twenty minutes of boring first. Do you like scary movies?

[bonywings]

Not all the time.

[ifbymyhands]

Don't worry. *Puts arm around.* The theatre's empty anyway, we can talk or distract ourselves if it's not very good.

[bonywings]

Or we'll mock the movie relentlessly.

[ifbymyhands]

That too. *Snuggles!*

[bonywings]

[Yay!] It seems fun.

[ifbymyhands]

Yeah. *Leans.* Considering the theatre is completely empty, no one will care no matter what we say or do, anyway.

[bonywings]

[Let's make out.]

Let's take the fullest advantage of it.

[ifbymyhands]

Haha, sure! *Cuddle cuddle.* We just need to not be too loud. Like, no screaming out, "this movie sucks!", or... *Sudden kiss!*

[bonywings]

[Eep!

...well this is nice.]

[ifbymyhands]

*Kano briefly pulls away.* This is quieter. *And she leans into her. Yay for small-town theatres that replace sections of busted chairs with old couches?*

[bonywings]

Yes, it is. [Snuggling is wonderful and easier on couches.]

[ifbymyhands]

*Cuddle cuddle.* See, there's the movie already, just being about some random person going to work.

[bonywings]

Will he be eaten?

[ifbymyhands]

Probably! After all, the one survivor is almost always a girl, she's a teenager, she has a boyish name, and she isn't currently sleeping with anyone. None of her friends meet all four criteria, so they all get horribly killed. It's the law of scary movies.

[bonywings]

Why are those the most important traits for survival?

[ifbymyhands]

I have no idea. I've never made my own movie.