I will grow my own trees while you follow the moon

[thesettingsun]

it's a john/shuji catchall post

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[vitis]

That's why, if you use a knife, just sneak up on 'em, give 'em a good ol' stab to the neck. [ making it sound like that's easy peasy! ]


You'd bisect someone usin' a scythe, right?

[thesettingsun]

Decapitation seems like the best option. Not a lot of unnecessary pain. Even if you only get their head partway off, it's not something you're going to be conscious for very long. Stomach wounds hurt like a bitch.

[remember when this thread was nsfw]

[vitis]

Nice of you, Shuji, to be thinkin' 'bout pain like that.

[ --avoiding it, more like. ]

Whichever would end up easiest, right? Guess it would be easier to lop off someone's head instead...

[thesettingsun]

Even if you ask me to do an assassination, I'm not going to make it more painful than it needs to be?

[this is apparently where he draws the line.]