horror murdergame psl with bsd dazai

[goatsongs]

[Brief setting description: like 25 people woke up in a creepy bunker. A voice on the intercom informed them that they have been selected to be part of the elite group that repopulates their world after the Calamity. However, they only have so many resources to send out, and so in order to make sure that they only use the smartest and the strongest, they're gonna have you murder each other.in order to escape.]

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[goatsongs]

[On one wall of this creepy bunker, there's a high-tech display that lets you scroll through profiles of the people who have been brought here.

Right now, a tiny blond with a hat is glaring at the profile of one 'Osamu Dazai'.]

The hell's this about?

[He matches the picture on the profile of 'Chuuya Nakahara', a profile that doesn't fit the Chuuya Dazai knows at all.]

[disqualifies]

[Dazai is already so over this. And the fact there's apparently another behatted Chuuya Nakahara has him wearing a completely sullen expression an adult his age should probably not be wearing.

On the flipside, he appreciates that this Chuuya is also short; it's obvious even when he's sitting down at one of the bunker tables. Small mercies?]

Didn't you hear the announcement? They'd like us to murder each other.

[Never mind he sees that Chuuya is staring at his own profile. He's here to be disingenuous.]

[goatsongs]

[He's thirty years old and less than five feet tall and he can sulk if he wants to.]

I heard, but they're full of shit and I don't care what they'd like us to do.

[He certainly isn't about to murder people at the suggestion of some douchebag on an intercom.]