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Call out one of my characters with a starter, or a prompt, or a 'look idk how but I want these two to bang' and we will Do A Thread.

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[mopocalypse]

[Haruka trembles and takes a deep breath. Then, with all her blustering attempts at confidence, she presses "OK."]

What do you think they're gonna send us?

[chasescenes]

Probably at least one kind of condom, possibly flavored. Maybe like those every-flavor-beans they sell where some of them are grass-flavored. A grass-flavored condom.

[mopocalypse]

[Okay, she laughs at that one.]

For all your "I always wanted to be a deer" needs! Or bunnies. Maybe it's for people who like to dress up as bunnygirls.

[chasescenes]

I don't think most of them go that far with it, but you could be right. Besides that... hm. Something in the bondage family. Handcuffs? Maybe those ones that have bright pink fluff attached to them.

[mopocalypse]

Maybe! Hey, maybe it'd be fun to see how this stuff actually works. I mean, it's not like I've ever actually seen it before aside from in pictures and stuff, though I'd totally look for some if I ended up in someone else's room, just to say I saw it, you know, you know? Uh, I mean, well, that's...

[Knock knock. Haruka gulps; she knows they just leave your stuff at the door so you don't have to face the staff (they've ordered room service to eat in these places before), but... well, she's gonna force herself to go to the door, quickly open it, snatch up the box with both hands, and close the door with her foot.]

...Open in three, two?

[chasescenes]

[Yonaka nods with a serious expression.]

Three, two, one.

[Open the box and reveal their fate, Haruka.]

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka opens it and pulls out the first thing... a 1950s waitress uniform. She laughs and holds it up to herself.]

Hey, think this'll fit one of us?

[There's still more in the box, but one thing at a time.]

[chasescenes]

I think I could fit into it. Do you want me to try it on? I don't have any cheesy lines for that one off the top of my head.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka laughs nervously and turns even redder.]

Y-yeah, sure, if you want! I mean, it'd be super cute and fans would come running, right? Lured by the siren call of Yonacchi! "Can I take your order?" They lay tribute at the door! We open it to leave and there's an entire shrine set up! Nobody even cheaped out and dropped in a 1-yen coin! We'll have food for the next four months!

...I mean, uh, yeah. [She quickly hands it over.]

[chasescenes]

[Yonaka laughs a little at Haruka's rambling, before turning to head into the bathroom with more of a sashay than is necessary.]

I'll be right back after I've changed.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka watches after her, quickly shakes her head, and covers her face. Okay, think. Rest. This is just the same silliness as normal. Let's see what else is in here.

When Yonaka comes back, she'll find Haruka giggling to herself and watching little egg vibrators she's turned on race each other down the duvet.]

Go, go! I'm betting on red!

[chasescenes]

I think the white one's got the skills to succeed.

[Hello, waitress. Yonaka plops down next to Haruka.]

But it's pretty close.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka gulps. She stares at Yonaka and forces herself to look at her face. The nervous laughter gets worse. If Yonaka can't tell by now that Haruka is trying not to make it weird and failing, well...]

Y-yahaha. You, uh. Look really cute.

[chasescenes]

[Yonaka can tell. It's been pretty obvious for a while now. She just isn't sure what to do with that.]

You think so? Thanks. ...You're cute all the time, so it means a lot from you.

[mopocalypse]

You think so? But, but... Well, uh, we did come here, so... I mean, really? Even though I'm weird?

[They may be "married," but Yonaka must think it's just a joke, right?]

[chasescenes]

I'm just as weird. That means we're perfect for each other, right? ...Is that okay?

[They've never talked about their relationship in so many words.]

[mopocalypse]

[Running away together after sharing the pasts that were chasing them. Riding the rails until they found a city big enough to hide them, small enough to find an abandoned little building and house-squat. Living out of garbage, stealing and eventually returning a neglected pet fish, lying awake on a hard old mattress. Holding a fun fake wedding and crashing other parties for the reception. All this, and Haruka hadn't let herself think that Yonaka might feel that way about her for real.

Haruka flings her arms around Yonaka and kisses her enthusiastically.]

[chasescenes]

[That's sure an answer, if Yonaka's ever felt one.

Yonaka kisses Haruka back, hugging her tight as she does so. She thinks she might be smiling into the kiss, if that's possible.

It's a strange place to have a first kiss with someone you love, isn't it? In a love hotel while wearing a sexy waitress costume. It's all out of order.

But they'd run away together first, and then Yonaka fell in love with her. Being out of order suits them just fine.]

[mopocalypse]

Mm... ehe.

[Not counting the awkward fish wedding, this is the first time Haruka has kissed Yonaka or anyone, and it's not lacking in excitement. Haruka pulls back and smiles, reaching up to touch her face.]

Yonacchi...

[Now is time for clinging and kissing her again. Haruka read something like this in a magazine once, a slow kiss moving the pressure of her lips from one side to the other? She's not sure, but she thinks she gets it.]

[chasescenes]

[We don't talk about Yonaka's first kiss, but this is a million times better. This technique from a dubious magazine at least works well enough to make Yonaka shiver before she pulls back enough to speak.]

Haruka, I really like you.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka's face is bright red now, and she hesitates and smiles.]

Really? Really, really? Because I do, too. You're important, Yonacchi, I... I don't know what I'd do if you were gone.

[chasescenes]

It's a good thing I'm not going anywhere.

[Yonaka hugs her close again.]

[mopocalypse]

[Cling snug!]

Yonacchi... I love you, Yonacchi. I'll never leave you either, okay?

[The shifts in the bed have derailed the path of the racing eggs, and they're about to plop off the bed. Haruka notices and comically reaches to grab one while still holding Yonaka with the other arm, which means they're probably going to fall over onto the bed themselves.]

Whoa!

[chasescenes]

[Whump. Now they're on the bed, while still hugging.

Yonak can't help but giggle at their change in position.]

Haruka, so bold~

[mopocalypse]

Got 'em! [Haruka holds up the eggs triumphantly and shuts them off with her thumb. She looks back at Yonaka and hears what she says, and Haruka goes deep red and laughs.]

Y-yeah, ahaha... sorry, I'm, uh, do you not want-- I mean, if you do, that's...