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AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

Comments

[buyingmittens]

Hmmmmmmm.

[Niimi's thinking hard.]

So, whatever weird thing happened to make everyone disappear, it happened pretty recently.

[That's not reassuring at all.]

[heartsound]

It probably did. It might have made the rats disappear as well.

[ Because otherwise, the food would be gone in a different way. ]

It looked as if it had been abandoned a little longer than since pretty recently though, at least from the outside. It’s definitely something unnatural.

[ Recent and unnatural, how nice. ]

[buyingmittens]

[A reassuring combination.]

Should we try to figure out what happened? We can leave if you don't wanna.

[I don't wanna get Harucchin hurt.]

[heartsound]

[ So sweet. ]

We can at least try for some rooms. It should-- [ He's cut off by a loud crash that echoes through the empty halls. ] ...Did you see any open windows when we were outside?

[buyingmittens]

[That is not a good sound, and Niimi flinches.]

O-old castles sometimes don't have windows at all, right? Just holes. Anyone could climb through those...

[heartsound]

[ He looks out through the door that they came in through, out into the hallway, and tries to focus his mind toward where the sound might have come from. But his mind-reading isn’t strong enough to catch things in the entire castle. ]

Those kind of windows are usually not close enough to the ground so people can’t climb in through them.

[buyingmittens]

But there're people here who can fly and jump really high and things like that...

[It's not a depowered jamjar, so getting in through a high window is definitely something plenty of people are capable of. Niimi wouldn't know exactly who.]

[heartsound]

Yeah… That does make things a little more troublesome in this case.

[ Even nii-san can fly if he’s chewing on the right color of hair. Though Haruka doesn’t particularly like his brother’s “cockroach form”. ]

Would they, though? A few people know we’re here so in that case hopefully they’re only trying to prank us.

[ But you never know. ]

[buyingmittens]

That's just mean...

[Niimi likes to prank people too! But he wouldn't do it somewhere like this where you could worry about actually getting hurt.]

[heartsound]

Some people are mean.

[ Haruka has been a lot meaner than he’s told anyone, and he’s been involved in the underworld for several years, so he knows that people can be really mean. ]

[heartsound]

But we don't know for sure if that's it. It would be best if it was just a prank though.

[buyingmittens]

[Sometimes criminals aren't mean! Takiji and Shigeharu are nice.]

If it's not a prank, then... maybe a bird?

[heartsound]

[ Sometimes criminals are nice, sometimes they’re mean. That just shows how different people are. ]

Would a bird make that much noise?

[ Maybe it's a flying goat. (The one Haruka knows tends to be a bit loud. Not very subtle, that mafia don.) ]

[buyingmittens]

A really big bird.

[Not a flying goat. That would just be silly.]

[heartsound]

[ Actually not silly, when you’re a werewolf criminal with the ability to read thoughts and learn things about people just by hearing their voice. ]

A really big bird, then. But we won’t know without looking, and staying in here is only bad for the health.

[ Let’s leave the food to someone else. ]

[buyingmittens]

Mhmm. Let's go.

[This room is super gross, I don't wanna come back until the food's gone. Ewwww.

Niimi leaves through the door they came in from. Time to go investigate that sound!]

[heartsound]

[ Hopefully they won’t need to return to that room again.

He follows Niimi, and after a little while he’s able to lower his sleeve from his face and breathe fresh air. Not perfect air that he can breathe easy because that kind only exists in tubes, but it’s better than the air around the food. ]

It might be a bit tricky to locate the source in such a big place. Echoes are not very helpful.

[buyingmittens]

[Most smells are better than smells around rotting food.]

If it's upstairs, what are we gonna do? I don't wanna leave you alone if there might be stuff breaking in.

[heartsound]

[ There’s the smell of corpses. ]

I don’t know. We can go outside and see if we can spot any open windows before we decide to try to decide what to do about the stairs?

[buyingmittens]

[Technically, if you're a vulture, isn't that the same thing?]

That sounds good. Stick with me, Harucchin!

I'm not leaving Harucchin alone if he could get hurt. No way, nuh-uh.

[heartsound]

[ Technically. ]

I’ll rely on you to take care of my while we’re looking.

[buyingmittens]

[Just what Niimi had been thinking about, what a coincidence.]

I'll keep you safe, Harucchin. Promise! I'd pinky promise, but it's kinda hard to do that with mittens on...

[heartsound]

[ Totally that. Totally a coincidence. ]

It’s alright, I know you’re serious about it even without a pinky promise.

[buyingmittens]

You're really smart!

[and misleading a small child]

[heartsound]

I’m almost as smart as Nii-ni.

[ He’s actually smarter. But also just as dumb. But he loves his big brother and is so biased and has such a complex. ]