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AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

Comments

[buyingmittens]

Mhmm. Let's go.

[This room is super gross, I don't wanna come back until the food's gone. Ewwww.

Niimi leaves through the door they came in from. Time to go investigate that sound!]

[heartsound]

[ Hopefully they won’t need to return to that room again.

He follows Niimi, and after a little while he’s able to lower his sleeve from his face and breathe fresh air. Not perfect air that he can breathe easy because that kind only exists in tubes, but it’s better than the air around the food. ]

It might be a bit tricky to locate the source in such a big place. Echoes are not very helpful.

[buyingmittens]

[Most smells are better than smells around rotting food.]

If it's upstairs, what are we gonna do? I don't wanna leave you alone if there might be stuff breaking in.

[heartsound]

[ There’s the smell of corpses. ]

I don’t know. We can go outside and see if we can spot any open windows before we decide to try to decide what to do about the stairs?

[buyingmittens]

[Technically, if you're a vulture, isn't that the same thing?]

That sounds good. Stick with me, Harucchin!

I'm not leaving Harucchin alone if he could get hurt. No way, nuh-uh.

[heartsound]

[ Technically. ]

I’ll rely on you to take care of my while we’re looking.

[buyingmittens]

[Just what Niimi had been thinking about, what a coincidence.]

I'll keep you safe, Harucchin. Promise! I'd pinky promise, but it's kinda hard to do that with mittens on...

[heartsound]

[ Totally that. Totally a coincidence. ]

It’s alright, I know you’re serious about it even without a pinky promise.

[buyingmittens]

You're really smart!

[and misleading a small child]

[heartsound]

I’m almost as smart as Nii-ni.

[ He’s actually smarter. But also just as dumb. But he loves his big brother and is so biased and has such a complex. ]

[buyingmittens]

Then he must be super duper smart!

[Nankichi doesn't know any better.]

[heartsound]

Yes, he is. He’s the smartest, and he’s a great detective.

[ Except he had some problems foiling Haruka’s evil plans. And then some other stuff. ]

[buyingmittens]

Do you think I could meet your super-smart big brother sometime?

[heartsound]

[ He nods at that question. ]

If he shows up, then I’ll introduce you. He’s the best older brother.

[ brocon, he’s such a brocon. ]

[buyingmittens]

Yay! He has to really be the best if Harucchin says so.

[you have a small child admiring you, Haruka, I hope you're happy]

[heartsound]

He is! I can guarantee it!

[ As long as he can convert someone to a fan of Inaba Hiroshi, then all’s good. ]

Ah, do you have siblings, Niimi-san?

[buyingmittens]

Mmm... I had a big brother, but he didn't live very long after I was born, so I don't know anything about him. I had a little brother too! Even though he was my half-brother, we got along really well. He wasn't very good at hide and seek, but he'd still play with me.

[heartsound]

Sorry about your older brother.

[ He can’t imagine losing his own older brother....well he may have threatened to kill him on occasion.....He also has a younger half brother, sort of. Yata was conceived when Haruka’s dad possessed Yata’s biological dad, or something like that. That thing when your dad is a body-snatching ghost is a weird thing. ]

It’s not really necessary to be good at playing hide and seek if it’s fun, right?

[ Haruka had been very good at it. And didn’t find it very fun. Thank you, mind reading. So he’s just guessing what it might be like for normal, non-mind-reading people. ]

[buyingmittens]

[Please tell Haruka's dad to behave.]

I think so! But some people are sore losers and won't play with me after I win a couple times.

[heartsound]

[ Will do, at the same time as he insults him, hopefully to tears. ]

Then it’s better to not play with them either way, probably.

[buyingmittens]

Maybe, but it's more fun if you get to play with a lot of people...

[heartsound]

You’ll find enough people who’ll be fun to play with over and over eventually.

[buyingmittens]

Like you, right?

[Haruka would be unfairly good at hide and seek.]

[heartsound]

[ Definitely unfairly good. ]

Well.... I’m very good at it too, so people don’t really like to play with me either.

[buyingmittens]

I'll play with you! Even if you're really super good!

[He knows people refusing to play with you isn't fun.]