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[misheard]

PICK ONE AND I'LL START A THREAD OR JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE RANDOM
AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

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more Generic Murdergame R2

[ratherdoweddings]

[Yurika is singing to herself, getting half the words wrong, as she puts some coins into the vending machine. Okay, time to pull out... a bottle of ink?]

Huh? Does anybody even use ink in the bottle anymore?

[Naoya might be walking by.]

[therazor]

[Naoya is walking by! And stops when he sees what she's pulled out.]

Oh, hey, that's mine! Well, I guess it looks like every other ink bottle out there, but I had some just like that, so it's probably mine.

[ratherdoweddings]

Oh! You can have it if you want. I thought you were summoned to a time where they used computers and stuff, though?

[therazor]

Yeah, I was, but we're still actual physical books, so when you get down to it I'm just ink and magic. So we use ink to heal ourselves, plus a couple other things.

[ratherdoweddings]

You mean being made of your own books wasn't a metaphor?

[therazor]

Totally literal.

[He waves the book he usually keeps tucked under his arm or in a bag a bit.] It'd be bad for me if something happened to this.

[ratherdoweddings]

Wow... Don't worry, I won't tell anyone! It seems pretty dangerous, though, in a place like this.

[therazor]

I wouldn't have told you if I didn't trust you.

[Because yeah, it's a glaring weakness.]

As long as I keep an eye on it, it shouldn't be a problem. I'm not going to just leave it in the library for somebody to snag.

[ratherdoweddings]

What if you lost it? Or do you just need to be in a certain distance anyway?

[therazor]

I haven't tried getting more than a room away from it before. Not sure here's the place to experiment with that.

[ratherdoweddings]

Probably not. I still don't understand the point of trapping us here for something like this.

[therazor]

Maybe they're bored and this is their idea of a good time.

[ratherdoweddings]

This much effort? I doubt it. We're even from all different worlds.

[therazor]

There's more payoff if it's more of an effort. Sports aren't fun if they're too easy, right? Is it the same for blood sports?

[ratherdoweddings]

But they aren't even taking part themselves, does that even apply?

[therazor]

Maybe not. Maybe they're just bastards who want to spread misery far and wide. Who knows.

[ratherdoweddings]

Don't worry. We'll all find out! Even if we lost people already, we can do it!

[therazor]

Yeah. We've gotta just keep going forward as much as we can, and eventually we'll get to punch the mastermind in the face.

[ratherdoweddings]

That's definitely a to-the-point way of putting things!

[therazor]

That's what I'm known for. Direct and sincere.

[One of those is his title, after all.]