misheard: (Colress)
Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] crowspace2017-02-03 01:57 pm

tag an author, any author

PICK ONE AND I'LL START A THREAD
OR JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE RANDOM


AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE
kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming
could you stop smoking for one second though


DAZAI OSAMU
should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die

please leave Akutagawa alone


HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU
there are important things besides poetry and being moody

such as combing your hair


NAKAHARA CHUUYA
picks drunken fights with everyone

loses drunken fights with everyone


IZUMI KYOUKA
you don't have to disinfect everything

don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either


NATSUME SOUSEKI
a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache

having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly


MIYAZAWA KENJI
a cute and sincere child

maybe don't ask to see his picture books


TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU
masochist with a foot fetish

does being a great author really make up for that


NAGAI KAFUU
a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary

how much can you write about prostitutes


SHIMAZAKI TOUSON
studying and writing about everything is great and all but

no one is going to let the niece thing go


TAYAMA KATAI
if you hit on less girls people would like you more

also if you were less of a hipster


SHIGA NAOYA
manly in that he will stick by people close to him

an insensitive dickbag to everyone else


MORI OUGAI
doctor doctor, give me the news

what is someone actually responsible doing here


KITAHARA HAKUSHUU
#aesthetic

would be in the student council in a high school AU


MUROO SAISEI
self-proclaimed wild child

how many people sensitive about their height do we need


MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU
sheltered noble

chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!


OZAKI KOUYOU
mama bear to his disciples

the absolute pickiest eater


EDOGAWA RANPO
hates the mainstream

an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro


SATOU HARUO
a rare practical person

in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'


KOBAYASHI TAKIJI
tortured to death for communism

please hug him


YOKOMITSU RIICHI
the most serious one

"the thing I hate the most is literature"


ODA SAKUNOSUKE
really, really Osakan

cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard


HORI TATSUO
a sweet and attentive person

canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him


NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI
both split personalities are cute

outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME


MASAOKA SHIKI
carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL

never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds


WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI
drinks more sake than anyone else

way easier to get along with than Chuuya


TAKAMURA KOUTAROU
a gentle-natured artist

is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick


ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU
owes everyone money

survives by being charming and knowing where to hide


KUNIKIDA DOPPO
mood swings all over the place

straightforward and good at compliments


KOUDA ROHAN
a hard worker, especially in housework

would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons


YOSHIKAWA EIJI
probably has a gym membership

probably can quote 50 different generals


NAKANO SHIGEHARU
seems calm, filled with angst

and passive-aggression


KIKUCHI KAN
everyone's big brother

exactly how much money have you given out, sir


MIYOSHI TATSUJI
immature and rebellious

a pure, if opinionated, boy


NIIMI NANKICHI
pranked you while you were reading this

you'll forgive him because he's so cute


TOKUDA SHUUSEI
sour and pessimistic

but still a hard, reliable worker


SAKAGUCHI ANGO
the grand delinquent

can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide
therazor: (and won't ask you where you've been)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-03-06 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't tried getting more than a room away from it before. Not sure here's the place to experiment with that.
ratherdoweddings: (from every anime franchise)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-03-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not. I still don't understand the point of trapping us here for something like this.
therazor: (they're all scrambling)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-03-06 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they're bored and this is their idea of a good time.
ratherdoweddings: (reasons to justify each move)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-03-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
This much effort? I doubt it. We're even from all different worlds.
therazor: (and won't ask you where you've been)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-03-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
There's more payoff if it's more of an effort. Sports aren't fun if they're too easy, right? Is it the same for blood sports?
ratherdoweddings: (play at being gods)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-03-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
But they aren't even taking part themselves, does that even apply?
therazor: (just because we move units)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-03-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not. Maybe they're just bastards who want to spread misery far and wide. Who knows.
ratherdoweddings: (hard to handle)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-03-07 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. We'll all find out! Even if we lost people already, we can do it!
therazor: (and we're friends)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-03-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. We've gotta just keep going forward as much as we can, and eventually we'll get to punch the mastermind in the face.
ratherdoweddings: (we can beat anything)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-03-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's definitely a to-the-point way of putting things!
therazor: (Default)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-03-07 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm known for. Direct and sincere.

[One of those is his title, after all.]