FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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[goatsongs]

It's a bunch of bullshit.

[mopocalypse]

D'you think it's gonna take a long time?

[goatsongs]

No way to really know. Half a year. A year.

[mopocalypse]

...that short?

[goatsongs]

Yeah. That short.

...You want a hug?

[Meaning: he could use one but he doesn't know how to properly ask.]

[mopocalypse]

[Chuuya scares her sometimes. She hesitates. But...]

Yeah.

[The most awkward, sad hug.]

[goatsongs]

[It's a super awkward hug. He might be shaking a little.]

-It's fine. That's just how things're gonna be.

[mopocalypse]

[She buries her face in the top of his head because tiny Chuuya.] But why do things have to happen just because people say they should?

[goatsongs]

'Cause even if you pick every fight you're not gonna win all of them. You have to lose sometimes.

[He loses a lot.]

[mopocalypse]

Some people just have everything, and the rest get nothing.

[goatsongs]

That's the way it is, but we're not gonna be happy about it.

[mopocalypse]

What can we do? If we can't steal happiness from someone else...

[goatsongs]

It's too late for me, but you've still got time.

[mopocalypse]

Who says it's too late? You have a little time, right?

[goatsongs]

To do what? I'm dead.

[mopocalypse]

But... you still have, like, a year, and... I dunno. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[goatsongs]

It's fine, okay? [Look, he's trying to sound gentle.] The dead should stay dead. Otherwise the earth'll fill up and you'll end up bumping into people every time you try to go outside. You think lines at grocery stores are bad now...

[It's a silly tangent. Haruka likes those, right?]

[mopocalypse]

...yeah. There'd be nothing left at the store! Maybe even more so. What if the chickens in the meat department started coming back to life, too?

[goatsongs]

We'd all have to become vegetarians. Or eat live chicken, and nobody wants that. Gross.

[mopocalypse]

And then even the plants would start growing roots! There'd be potatoes jumping out to fight book-eating monsters! Or something.

[goatsongs]

I wouldn't mind if potatoes did my job for me.

[mopocalypse]

They'd probably suck, though.

[hugs tightly]

You're pretty good.

[goatsongs]

[Hair pats.]

So're you, y'know.

[mopocalypse]

You think?

[goatsongs]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.