A general message from DDD!Issei.

[unknownrival]

I see that some confusion has crept up, so I'm stepping in to make things clear.

Diarmuid is my Servant. I am his Master. I am also his boyfriend.

However, this is different from BDSM and in fact shares no resemblance to it at all.

Thank you.

Comments

[croibhristeoir]

...Um.



What?

[unknownrival]

I really don't like the implications people are getting.

[croibhristeoir]

I must admit I am very confused, Issei.

[unknownrival]

Has anyone reacted strangely when you said you had a Master...?

[croibhristeoir]

A few people, actually.

[touchofgenius]

It's okay, Issei, I'm not judging. Hell, I have no right to judge that sort of shit.

[unknownrival]

We're not!

[touchofgenius]

You don't have to explain anything to me! You know how open I am to this sort of thing.

[unknownrival]

Diarmuid doesn't even know what that is.

...actually, could you do me a favor as a friend and explain to him what that is? Because I know I can't.

[touchofgenius]

...Do you want me to go the whole nine yards and go into my masochistic streak with the dissection fetish and all or...?

[technologic]

[Yeah, she doesn't really know this guy, buuuut...]

... What's BDSM?

[unknownrival]

It's. Um.

It's a sex thing.

[technologic]

... A sex thing? [Usually that would be enough to deter her. But not this time.]

What kind of sex thing?

[unknownrival]

A 'tie me up and call me your slave' kind of sex thing.

[technologic]

[... Blink.

Blink.

And then there's a faint blush and stuttering.] H-h-h-huh?! T-that's actually a thing people do?

[fractured_white]

It sounds as if someone doth protest too much.

[unknownrival]

It's a legitimate problem and I don't want people to keep bothering him over it!

I'm not sorry.

[fractured_white]

It does sound quite frustrating~ You don't particularly strike me as the sort to dominate.

Me neither.

[unknownrival]

I'm not. This idea is ridiculous.

And the implication flew riiiiight over Issei's head, didn't it?

[fractured_white]

Perhaps you ought to be more careful with those titles. Wouldn't want people to keep getting the roles mixed up, hmm?

[aquaticrush]

*A second while Retasu looks up the term and...

...maybe a few seconds...

...maybe a few minutes of all the colour draining from her face as she stares and shivers at the screen...

...and no words. Only headtilt.*

[unknownrival]

I'm so sorry.

[aquaticrush]

People do that?

[unknownrival]

Yes. They do.

[aquaticrush]

*blinkblink* U-um, I, um, I guess I shouldn't be surprised because people do what they want, and, um, I don't know. I didn't know looking it up would...