International Kissing Day meme thing

[misheard]

It's International Kissing Day! Obviously that means there has to be a meme.

1. Reply with your character name and canon in the subject line.
2. Reply to someone else with a thread that, at some point, involves kisses.
3. Kisses do not have to be romantic/on the lips!

Comments

[soothead]

Or maybe I'm just not a fucking perv.

[chasescenes]

Who are you calling a perv, asshole?

[soothead]

You! The pervert right there!

[chasescenes]

I am in literally no way a pervert.

[soothead]

Yes you are. Why the hell else would you want to kiss me? Is someone paying you to do this?

[chasescenes]

Do you actually think I'd do that for any amount of money?

[soothead]

I don't know, just don't do it.

[chasescenes]

I'm not going to kiss you now or ever. Ever.

[soothead]

Good. I don't want to kiss your ugly face either.

[chasescenes]

I'm not ugly! Take that back!

[soothead]

Uh, yes you are.

[ Oh thank god, he seems to be taking the lead now. Been months since that happened with her. ]

[chasescenes]

[Too bad it's in a meme and doesn't count!]

I have a significant other so I have to be hot!

[soothead]

[ Damn, foiled again. ]

Yeah? You're not.

[chasescenes]

Empirical evidence suggests otherwise.

[soothead]

No it doesn't. Everything proves you're not.

[chasescenes]

You don't have any taste in anything.

[soothead]

And I'd be surprised if you're anyone's taste.

[chasescenes]

Shows how much you know.

[soothead]

What do you know, you're just some little brat.

[chasescenes]

You're not even that much older than me!

[soothead]

I'm an adult, you're like... 12!

[chasescenes]

Eighteen! About to be nineteen!

[soothead]

See, you're a brat!

[chasescenes]

I'm a legal adult!

[soothead]

Doesn't matter.