The Alternate Universe Meme

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The Alternate Universe Meme

1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

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HOW COULD YOU

[embellishes]

[ When Hajime peeks over her desk to watch the ink bloom across white, lined paper, as if with a happy little flick of the wrist, it'd be inaccurate to say she shouted. More true to the reality of the moment, she shrieks, a noise that hurls out of her mouth from the back of her throat, it seems. A talking notebook?! A talking notebook!! ]

You! You're the cute one I just bought...! [ She can't help it when she turns her body to grab the handle of a drawer in her desk. Tearing it open, it jostles with pens in a rainbow of color, each of them more and more vibrant. You might think there's a level of organization going on here that mere humans can hope to achieve one day, but no. They just roll that way. She picks out a matching pink, something to accent the cover of the book. ]

Hmmmm...
Not D-san, Utsutsu-chan... Not Senpai... Not Joe-san... Paipai? Noooooo way~~~
You must be
The notebook? How mysterious!
Where did you get such cute ink! Where, where?

:>>>

[midden]

I don't know! Yours is much cuter.

[The notebook's is a boring red, for now.]

Maybe I can change it if I really try?

[embellishes]

If you want to. You can do that?
That's amaaaaaaaaaazing.
I never knew notebooks could talk.
Or maybe you're not a notebook at all?
Hm! Maybe you're an
A ☆ L ☆ I ☆ E ☆ N
? Are you? Hello!

[midden]

Nope! Wouldn't it be cool if I was one, though? :OOO
But I'm not really a notebook either. Try another guess!

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Hmmmmm~
You're pretty playful for a notebook, but you're not an alien...
Wow! This is kind of hard.

[ Indeed, if Nanashi watches, Hajime drops her pen to grip her head in thought. ]

Okay! A clue! Give me a clue!

[midden]

Clues are hard, hmmm...

There've been a lot of movies about me! Well, not me me, but the type of thing I am.