Where Are They Now?

[misheard]

Looking back on your life, there's a lot you've said and done that you wouldn't have expected when you were younger, right? If you ever got to meet your future self, what would you have to say about their changes and experiences? -Or if you met your past self, what would you think of them?

1. Post with your RPverse character talking to a different version of themselves. AU, canon, different game, whatever.
2. Other people can interject and have double the fun.
3. ???
4. Profit.

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Issei Ryudo | Fate/stay night | Canon vs. DDD

[unknownrival]

[The younger-looking Issei seems to be chanting a Buddhist rite of exorcism at the older, who looks completely unimpressed.]

Are you done ye-

No!

[Back to chanting.]

[starofchaos]

[All Louis can do is to laugh.

One Issei looks stern.

The other looks irritated.

It's quite the sight to see.]

I believe those rituals will not work.

[unknownrival]

I'm well aware that they won't. Try convincing him of that.

I have no reason to believe a foul demon of anything he says. Even if you are me.

[The older one just sighs. What can you do?]

[starofchaos]

My, my. You were not kidding when you said you were quite different before you came to access that site.

But it is true that those rites will merely waste energy.

[unknownrival]

[Younger Issei scowls.] I don't see why you're surprised that a monk in training would take some exception to becoming a demon. And who are you anyway?

Hm... should I tell him, should I not tell him, what do you think?

[starofchaos]

My name is Louis, young Issei. I am a friend of your older self here. And indeed, I see nothing odd about it. Merely an interesting fact, that one could grow in such a way.

[unknownrival]

I'll take that as a 'no, let's not traumatize the poor boy'. Or else a 'let's keep a card in reserve to troll him later'.

What are you talking abou- anyway, I can't see how you could possibly call it growth when it's in that direction!

[starofchaos]

Try the second one, Issei.

Growth is growth, whether it is to your taste or not.

[unknownrival]

Oh, I do like trolling, you're right.

[The younger Issei huffs and crosses his arms.] You bother me. On an instinctive, primal level - beyond the fact that you're ticking me off right now.

[aquaticrush]

P-please leave him alone, he hasn't done anything wrong!

*Says the fishgirl in the showgirl swimsuit with antennae growing out of her head.*

[unknownrival]

What more wrong could he possibly do?!

It's not going to work, so you don't have to worry, Retasu.

[aquaticrush]

B-but Issei-san, you don't deserve this! You did this to protect people...

[unknownrival]

Does that justify what he's become?

[aquaticrush]

Please blame me for this. H-he did it because I tried to protect him and failed.

[unknownrival]

Then he's become consumed with power. I can blame no one but him for such a thing.

[aquaticrush]

N-no, it's not... I'm sorry, Issei-san. I don't know what else to say.

[unknownrival]

He can hardly claim to be sinless. He's arrogant, has no conversational skills, and is nobody I want to be any longer.

wow so what if i stumbled on an old meme i missed and tagged anyway

[croibhristeoir]

[what if i did that]

[Quietly looking from one to the other, then back again. He waits patiently for a minute or two, but when it looks like the younger one won't be finished anytime soon, he decides to speak up.]

Excuse me for interrupting, but somehow I don't think that will work.

okay whatever

[unknownrival]

Who are you?

[The older one just sighs.]

i do strange things at 5 AM

[croibhristeoir]

Diarmuid Ua Duibhne. Your--er, his Servant.

[unknownrival]

I'm not remotely rich enough to afford a servant.

[croibhristeoir]

Um...no. I'm a heroic spirit contracted to you--him, rather--by magic.

[unknownrival]

...

All right, now actually be honest with me, please.

[croibhristeoir]

Please do not accuse me of lying.

[unknownrival]

I'm not. I'm accusing this of being a fabrication.