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[misheard]

The year is 2222, and you live in a bustling city in Japan by the sea. There are many different neighborhoods, from strictly urban areas, to more traditional Japanese neighborhoods, to areas full of cafes for tired businessmen, to the rougher part of town, to the beachside properties. In general, the city seems peaceful, but lively.

The latest rage is BitPhones - a must-have for anyone. Not only do they have as many apps as you could possibly want from a smartphone, and come in all kinds of customizable shapes and sizes, but they contain things like your ID and other essential data. All BitPhones are connected by the Master Program, an essentially indecipherable program maintained by some guy living in his apartment with his shut-in cousin.

But that's probably not very important.

How to RP:
1. Reply to this post with your character, putting their character name in the title of the comment. If this is a character you are AUing in to 1bitHeart, you may want to leave some details of the character in the comment.
1.5. There may be multiples of the same character on one post - more than one Nanashi, for example.
2. Reply to a different character with a thread starter.
3. RP and enjoy!

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Kirai Nasuga

[kirainasuga]

 

again, let me know if you'd like anything changed

[masterprogrammer]

By the way.

[Mikado doesn't always lounge around the control room, but when he does, he bugs the hackers there.]

Was there a point to trampling the flower beds? I think I missed your reasons for that.

nope! this is fine!

[kirainasuga]

[Oh, great. Another annoyance. And he just got rid of the hag.]

Some guy was looking at me weird. So I decided to crush his flowers.

[Which is to say, he was bored with the lack of reaction and decided to see just how far he could go until the freak snapped. Geez, Mikado was nosy.]

[masterprogrammer]

I see. Well, you are ten, so that kind of reasoning is just what I'd expect from you.

[i.e. you are such a child, Kirai.]

[kirainasuga]

[His eye twitches. He can practically hear that jerk's voice in his head; 'What are you, ten?']

Hah? If that's my reasoning, what should I do with the biggest weirdo of them all?

[masterprogrammer]

Whatever you like, of course. But if it's too much I might protest a little.

[He didn't mean it in a bad way! Ten year olds should act their age.]

[kirainasuga]

[If this was any other commoner, Kirai would've tested out Nomiya's new virus in a heartbeat.]

Okay, here.

[He settles for a light kick in the other's shin to make his point.]

[masterprogrammer]

[That wasn't painful enough for Mikado to complain about it. He'd have to do something like kick him in the groin. Can he even reach that high up?]

That's fine. I hope it made you feel better.

[kirainasuga]

[He could probably punch him in the delicate bits for good measure, but he doesn't want to risk touching someone so gross there. He might catch something and die.]

Yeah, yeah. Is there anything else you wanted, oh gracious leader?

[masterprogrammer]

[That's not even how you get STDs.]

No, nothing. We should chat more often.

[kirainasuga]

[You'd probably get cooties, though. And that's almost worse.]

What, are you my mom now?

[Only his mother isn't nearly as nosy.]

[masterprogrammer]

[He outright laughs at that.]

No, no, I'd make a terrible parent.

[kirainasuga]

[S-stop laughing at my insults, dummy!]

Yeah, you're right. I'd feel sorry for whoever has low enough standards to let you father their child.

[masterprogrammer]

So would I. I don't think a person like that even exists.

[Insults, what are insults, he only sees truths.]

[kirainasuga]

[Geez, creep.]

I hope not. I don't think I'd be able to stand it if there were another one of you.

[Well...]

[masterprogrammer]

[Oh no, he's laughing again.]

I don't think anyone would enjoy a world like that.

brofriend is the best thing to call someone

[enrikumashiro]

[Black and white hair with a barcode tattoo and a really uppity air about him... This kid looks a lot like the one Akitaka told him about. Something about a fight over a sidewalk...? Enri's not exactly the most talkative type, but hearing about it made him feel like he needed to apologize for his friends behavior. He tends to punch people, and Enri tends to be the one to apologize for him.]

Ah, hey... I heard you and my brofriend got in a tussle over the sidewalk sometime ago and I guess I. Wanted to apologize for my bro's behavior, man. I hope he didn't hurt you or anything... You okay?

[Kid's get mental scars over the tiniest of things... Enri would know]

ur my brofriend...bro..

[kirainasuga]

[His tongue clicks.]

I'm fine, idiot.

[Well, maybe it was a little traumatic, what with the punching, forced WAC, and scary brothers... but like hell was he gonna tell this scrub that. He knew too much already.]

the most bro of bromances

[enrikumashiro]

If you say so lil guy...

[The look on his face seemed to scream traumatized though...He can't just leave the guy to be haunted by whatever it was Aki put him through. Huh... how about Enri goes a different approach with this. Make him feel happy at least to kinda make up for his bro's traumatizations, yeah? Aint enough to erase what he did, but at least it'd help the poor dude out... Give em a pick-me-up]

I'd feel bad not tryin' to at least make up for his actions tho, so how bout I get you somethin' to eat or a toy... Think a me like Aki's doppelganger or somethin... You like arcades slugger?

[kirainasuga]

['Slugger?' What was this, a family sitcom? This guy talked like he was his freakin' dad. Great, now that he graduated from being babysat by that red-haired weirdo, his buddy was his father. Why did commoners travel in packs, and more importantly, why did they always flock to him?]

If you're that guy's doppelganger, are you gonna shove nasty WAC down my throat, too?

[...Pity? Absolutely disgusting. However, the mention of arcades makes him perk up a little. Maybe he could trash this guy and repair his bruised ego. It might not be very satisfying, though, since he looks practically dead.]

...Yeah, I like 'em. What about it?

[Enri, prepare your wallet. You're about to become a Splenda Daddy.]

ALL THESE DADDY REFERENCES.VARI PLEASE!!!

[enrikumashiro]

Ah... No bro... I mean... Think of me as his sit-in to repair the damage done... I guess... You can take out your frustrations at my brodude on me, but I won't do what he did to you...

[The kid seemed to not like his terms, so Enri switches back to his default bro and dude code. What's so bad about slugger though? Sounds nice and tough... Now, WAC is hella good but taking the kid out and doing that would just make it worse. He wants to at least give the thought that there are people out there that care enough to take the blunt of other peoples mistakes for them... Yo, that's pretty insightful. ]

Oh.. you do? Let's go to the arcade then, I'll pay for whatever games you wanna play, dude.

[And with that Enris fate of being a broke splenda daddy was sealed.]

b-but daddy...!

[kirainasuga]

Hmph. So you'll suffer in his place? Laaame.

[What kind of thinking is that? This guy must be screwed in the head. Or just as weak-willed as the old man, since he's on clean up duty, too. Kirai crosses his arms, getting impatient already.]

Well? Are you gonna just stand there or are you gonna take me to the arcade?

[He doesn't ask to be carried, since he doesn't trust this guy just yet. He claims to be a punching bag, but who knows what he'd do; the thought of encountering his 'brodude' again did not sit chill with him at all... oh, great. This guy's speech is starting to rub off on him.]

SON YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

[enrikumashiro]

Pretty much yeah. You got the bulls eye there bro. You're pretty wicked in the brain area, huh...

[What can Enri say really? It's become a regular occurrence to cover for Aki, on top of Asuto. Whether it's for their mistakes with others, or covering for one band member to another. Like when Akitaka leaves to take a nap somewhere or Asuto running to grab the newest Larikkuma limited edition merch. He's dull in that regard, only doing these things because he himself doesn't have much to him to do unless he's doing something for others. Always there at practice to the point sometimes he'd just play the drums to himself because everyone else had something they wanted to do. But ah... it''s not time to get all deep. Taking the kid to have some fun at the arcade is a better use of time.]

Yeah, it's a short walk from here. Do you wanna hold hands or get a piggyback there or something...?

[That's what you do when carrying kids around right. Well, he's just gonna start walking to the arcade for now....]

daddy's into denial play? uwah~!

[kirainasuga]

Duh, of course I am. It's cuz I'm a genius. Know your place, commoner.

[The punching bag seems to be mulling something over for a moment, though what could possibly float through commoners' empty skulls is beyond him. Kirai doesn't care, either. The company is still unwanted. But at least he's starting to feel a little more like himself, the threat of being punched again fading with each moment. This guy doesn't even look like he has it in him to yell at him. Kirai scowls at his remark.]

Hell no. I can walk by myself just fine.

[He follows the teen in the direction of the arcade. He begrudgingly sticks by him, not wanting to get too close, but feeling wary of the neighborhood all the same. This wasn't anything like Sweet Beach; who knows what could jump out and kill him here. And this guy didn't look like he'd make a good meat shield, either.]

i just screamed so loudly reading that omf you're going to timeout for that

[enrikumashiro]

Whoa a genius? So you're like Bill Gates or somethin'? Dang...

[Is it alright for such a type of person to be walking around here? Gangsters for the rich and famous after all. Well, Enri's good bro's with Yuuto at least, so if someone does come he can mutter at him for help. The question is if Yuuto would actually be awake if he did. The Kujoh's have such a huge sleeping problem...]

You worried bout getting beat up round here? Its kool, I got you covered man. Cross my heart and hope to die bro. 'Nyways, we're here. What games you like? Bee tee double-you. What's your name genius kid? Unless you gotta keep it secret... genius' probably do, huh...