The Alternate Universe Meme

(I couldn't think of anything else appropriate off the top of my head)
The Alternate Universe Meme
1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.
AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

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Oh! Okay! Then you'll probably want something sweet that's gonna last a loooong time, right?
[She spins on the spot and starts picking out flowers from vases at random.]
What's her favorite color??
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[It is her job, but Aleph really appreciates all her hard work!]
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[She's going about and grabbing some amaryllis and blue hydrangea.]
So because she's your mom, you want to let her know that you love her and that you're grateful to her for bringing you into the world!
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[He doesn't know what they're called or anything, but they're pretty.]
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[She has started wrapping the bouquet in tissue paper as she talks, beaming at him.]
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[Of course he knows her name by now.]
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Okay! Then here are her flowers~ And that's... hmmm...
[She stares hard at the cash register....]
Hhmmmmmm........
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YOU'RE GOOD!
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Okay! You too! I hope your mom has a good birthday!
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Um, so... would it be weird to ask you for your number?
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[Grabbing a business card to hold out to him!]
That's the best way to get a hold of us, right?
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