The Alternate Universe Meme

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(I couldn't think of anything else appropriate off the top of my head)

The Alternate Universe Meme

1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

Comments

[dialo]

Do you ever stop hitting on people, or is that just something I'm going to have to get used to?

...I'm sure I have a roll of duct tape somewhere...

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[cuethemasong]

Rejected! Don't just tape my mouth!!

[cuethemasong]

And besides, I'm sure there's plenty of lovely ladies in the Grail War. You wouldn't get jealous if I flirted with them, would you?

[dialo]

[If he's trying to make her jealous it's a terrible attempt at it.]

Not at all, but you realize you're going to have to kill them, right?

[cuethemasong]

Not interested in killing anyone. Unless we absolutely need to, but I'd rather go through all of this without taking a single life.

[Not that Arata didn't have the potential to kill within him and he would if he truly had no choice in the matter. But incapacitating their enemies felt easier than taking the bloodshed approach.]

[dialo]

...You do know we can't end the war until the other Servants are dead, right?

[Not to mention that they aren't technically alive in the first place... Dialo is looking at him with her 'are you an idiot' face on.

It looks a lot like her regular expression.]

[cuethemasong]

Uwah-! You're right! But can't we spare the other masters at least?

[dialo]

I'm fine with that.

[She's not especially bloodthirsty. Considering she's a magus, she's downright merciful.]

[cuethemasong]

Really?! [Okay, just for that... Arata is going to give her a big hug.] I knew that you were a good person!

[dialo]

[INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE why is this happening to her]

You can let go now!

[cuethemasong]

But you look pretty comfortable here. Carrying you out of battles wouldn't be a problem.

[dialo]

You're only allowed to do that if it's an emergency.

[Guh, why is her Caster the worst.]

[cuethemasong]

[Letting her go!]

Oh yeah... I never asked you what your wish was.

[dialo]

[Backing away to get personal space back. Phew.

About that question, though...]

...There's this girl.

[cuethemasong]

--I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!

[dialo]

She's dying. No known medicine or magic can cure her. My wish is just that she can live.

Would you like to shut up now?

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[cuethemasong]

Why does it feel like you set me up for that one?

[cuethemasong]

But sorry about that. I know how it feels to have an important person that you want to save.

[Hijiri... He still wanted to save her even when he was like this. For all he knew, she might have been a servant in this whole war and they'd have to fight.]

[dialo]

[She wasn't exactly setting him up, but she sure doesn't mind getting him to regret talking like that, either.]

Now that I think of it, I didn't ask what Heroic Spirit you were.