The Alternate Universe Meme

[misheard]

(I couldn't think of anything else appropriate off the top of my head)

The Alternate Universe Meme

1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

Comments

[breatheinthefog]

Hm. Do you like them? Mason jars. Or boats.

[heavenscorpse]

I think I like boats more than mason jars. But I wouldn't put a boat on the table.

[breatheinthefog]

What about those small ones in bottles? People make those when they have a lot of time on their hands.

[heavenscorpse]

I think those look kind of cool!

[breatheinthefog]

They are fascinating. I don't understand the point, but maybe it's to look nice. Aesthetic. Right?

[heavenscorpse]

I think that's the word for it. Maybe I'll have model boats at my wedding... or, maybe I'll have lots of flowers. Or both.

[breatheinthefog]

It'll probably be nice anyway. Maybe one of those weddings that's a rainbow, with everyone and everything in different colours. So the bridesmaids don't whine about what colour they had to wear.

[heavenscorpse]

That sounds good! Who would my bridesmaids be, besides you?

[breatheinthefog]

You have a lot of friends in town. It should be people who are reliable. And won't get upset because they aren't married yet.

[heavenscorpse]

Beatrice would be a good bridesmaid. She'd be really happy.

[breatheinthefog]

She'll want everything to be perfect even more than you do. Like those brides on the pointless reality shows.

[heavenscorpse]

She'll also get mad if she's not a bridesmaid.

[breatheinthefog]

Hn. Maybe the reality shows are all the same for a reason. It must be a requirement.