King's Game Open Post/Meme

[poisonbug]

[A sign explaining the rules of the King's Game:

Everyone draws a pair of chopsticks from the bowl. The person who draws one marked 'King' is the King for that round, and gets to give an order to a specific number or numbers. All orders are absolute, no matter who the number ends up being. Then all the chopsticks are placed back in the bowl and reshuffled, and the next round begins with a new King.

Have fun!

For the purposes of RP: the first commenter gets 1, the second gets 2, and so forth. When making an order as a 'King', make up the order and then use the RNG to decide which character(s) are saddled with the order. (Reroll if they're yours.) Then reply to your victim(s).]

Comments

[whitehairedprettyboy]

No he bloody well does not.

[ YOU PICKED HIM ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU IVLIS ]

[scarfphiliac]

[NO, TOTALLY NOT. actually yes]

The King's orders are absolute, so you either do it, or- [A fireball starts to form in his hand.] You get to be target practice.

Now, what'll it be?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Oh god - ]

Er. Let's not be hasty now, shall we? I'll - I'll do your blasted dare, if you'll put that thing away!

[ Muttered: ] Fire demons. Why is it always bloody fire demons.

[scarfphiliac]

Good.

[And poof goes the fireball.]

Do it at the most unassuming person in the room. And be sure to make it good.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I shall do my utmost to live up to your standards.

[ Can you feel that sarcasm. ]