yeah I'll steal this from everyone

[misheard]

The Dating Sim/Ero Game Meme!

-Choose your path.

How to play:
ღ Choose a character. Note which one in the subject line. If you want a different character than those above, here is my muselist.
ღ Congratulations! You are now the protagonist in a dating sim (or ero game, if you're feeling raunchy).
ღ Said character will respond with options. Choose one, and try not to get the Bad End!
ღ Don't feel too locked in to the option you choose! Feel free to interpret it creatively, or roll with it in your own way.
ღ Have fun!

Comments

Andrew

[thirtybits]

[fishedforfollowers]

[It's been another discussion of Andrew and Peter's shopping and cooking habits. Andrew seems to be losing the discussion when...]

If you're that set on cutting costs, I'll teach you how to fish.

[>Complain that the fishing supplies will reduce the amount of money saved by fishing your own food.
>Complain that you would suck at fishing.
>Just agree to it.
>Ask if this was his plan all along to get you to fish with him.]

[thirtybits]

[>Complain that the fishing supplies will reduce the amount of money saved by fishing your own food.
>Complain that you would suck at fishing.
>Just agree to it.
Ask if this was his plan all along to get you to fish with him.]

...You've just been waiting to say that, haven't you?

[fishedforfollowers]

Maybe. It's still a good way to cut costs without having to starve, and you might even enjoy it.

[>Complain that you don't have to starve to save half the money you're spending right now!
>Privately doubt that you could ever enjoy anything or deserve to weh.
>Thank him for inviting you.
>Complain that you know nothing about fishing.]

[thirtybits]

[Complain that you don't have to starve to save half the money you're spending right now!
>Privately doubt that you could ever enjoy anything or deserve to weh.
>Thank him for inviting you.
>Complain that you know nothing about fishing.]

Who said anything about starving?! If you two would just quit spending recklessly, we wouldn't have to!

[fishedforfollowers]

Getting something nice once in a while isn't reckless spending.

[>Continue the verbal assault!
>Sigh and give up on him, he's hopeless.
>About this fishing thing though...
>Sulk.]

[thirtybits]

[>Continue the verbal assault!
>Sigh and give up on him, he's hopeless.
About this fishing thing though...
>Sulk.]

It's not 'once in a while'...

[He sighs.]

Anyway, being selfsufficient is a good thing to do, actually...

[fishedforfollowers]

So you'll come with me?

[>Fine.
>No way.]

[thirtybits]

[Fine.
>No way.]

Fine, if I have to.

[fishedforfollowers]

Great! [Judas gets clapped on the shoulder.] Does tomorrow work for you?

[thirtybits]

So you can avoid working right now? Fine.

[fishedforfollowers]

It's a little late to start fishing today. I hope you know I'll have you out there for a while.

[thirtybits]

...How long is a while?

[fishedforfollowers]

...A few hours?

[thirtybits]

Define 'a few'.

[fishedforfollowers]

More than two, less than twelve.

[thirtybits]

Twelve?! Up to twelve is more than a few!!

[fishedforfollowers]

Maybe that was the wrong word?

[thirtybits]

You're damn right it was the wrong word! And what's with the ten hour discrepency, how is that an acceptable margin of error?!

[fishedforfollowers]

Fishing is a sport where you lose track of time easily, it's that relaxing.

[thirtybits]

A sport. That isn't a sport.

[fishedforfollowers]

Of course it's a sport.

[thirtybits]

A sport is physical activity, you just sit there when you fish!

[fishedforfollowers]

It has concentration, and timing.

[That definitely makes it a sport!

[thirtybits]

...So? What does that have to do with anything? That's mental activity.