Call Me Out v. 4.0

[misheard]

Last one hit 1000 comments so it's time for a new one.


【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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Louis - Horrible AU go

[technologic]

[When April had gotten her hands on the catalyst to summon her Servant, she didn't really have any clue about who her Servant actually could be. She had found it tightly stored away under a ton of seals in an old mansion she stayed in for a while, and she decided to take it with her when she got to it. And she liked Caster well enough, even if he was confusing and cryptic sometimes, but he was still fun to talk to. And he was powerful, easily the most powerful Servant in the war, despite Casters tending to fall behind in stats when compared to Sabers and Lancers.

But really, nothing could have prepared her for when he eventually used his Noble Phantasm and she discovered what his real identity is. Somehow, she had summoned Lucifer into the war and now she was just staring in shock at him as the dust clears, the enemy Master and Servant now destroyed completely.]

... Either I've completely lost it and am reading this completely wrong, or I somehow managed to summon the Devil...

[She sounds surprisingly calm despite how much she's freaking out on the inside.]

[ziggycyphre]

[Lucifer seems completely unperturbed as he wipes some of the dust from his suit.]

I can assure you, you're as sane as you were when you called me.

[He's not in the business of creating madmen, despite what horror movies might tell you.]

Yay for RNG~ Astolfo

[but_my_caaake]

...So you're not from an ancient spaceship that came to life?

[ridertothemoon]

I'm afraid I'm not!

Nagahisa

[nanoda]

Bu-ling thought finding other kids would be fun, but you're BORING.

[angelchild]

What? I'm not boring.

V/V

[breatheinthefog]

*Clearly when the plot wandered away it was to lead us into the epic apocalypse! Or something. Blood is raining from the sky and level 99 Shadows are everywhere and it's been night for two days, it's a mess. Naturally, V/V's younger not-so-evil self is sticking around her, helping to fend things off.*

Tch. This is entirely stupid.

[heavenscorpse]

[V/V's doing what she can, but she's a lot lower level than some of the others.]

I don't know what to do...

Bridget

[fearleads]

Do you want one of my friend's pamphlets? She asked me to give them out.

*Frankie holds up a stack of glittery, pink-fonted pamphlets encouraging vampires to convert to veganism.*

[badhipsvampire]

...Dear, I'm not sure if veganism wouldn't make me sick.

Malice

[forgivethemtheirpain]

*You have been listening to Lucia preach on about how love is precious and powerful and should never be used for ill or pain for the past twenty minutes. At least it feels like it.*

[gaveupfuture]

Enough!

[She throws a nearby small object at Lucia's head.]

Jenon

[aquaticrush]

Um, p-people, ah... w-well, after what you said to me... lately, a few people have... um... well...

*takes a deep breath*

D-did you bribe the people on the community to start hitting on me?

[tacticalflirt]

No! That's awful - well not awful that you're getting hit on, but I would never bribe someone to do it!

Michael

[ifbymyhands]

So what was with the matchmaker thing, anyway?

[archangelofderp]

I wanted to make everyone feel loved and happy!

DeSu Kazuya

[have_a_heart]

*Why is everybody going around believing that the strange girl who rewrites reality to turn her hand into a knife and barely shows any emotion is an angel, again? aka canon only more horrible.*

[sheepnstuff]

[Maybe it's the rewriting reality to turn her hand into a knife and barely showing any emotion.]

Raiho

[tsundairy]

Of course I'm the better mascot ~miru. Look how much merchandise I have ~miru.

*...and look how much of it was shelfwarmer material, Milk...*

[heeingthefourthho]

My plush-hee is more huggable, ho.

[But rarely used as anything besides a collector's item.]

Shirouko

[chandeleter]

Well, at least your author didn't decide to derail the story and then end it abruptly after he got fed up with the canon killing off too many characters.

[heavensfailure]

At least your author didn't make the point of your story sticking you in someone else's body, and then turn you into a magical girl.

Miyu

[ihu2carl]

...I feel like we should know each other.

*Non-canonical official crossover manga of already non-canonical spinoffs: It exists.*

[magicalgirlsrepresent]

I sometimes get that feeling...

Ledah

[papermache]

*However he found Mila's workspace April probably told him which warehouse it was, he'll find her there, as well as rows upon rows of parts, plans on tables, and lots and lots of Mad Bull. Her collar is off and she's got a power adapter plugged straight into a port at the back of her neck that's surrounded by scar tissue; the other end is plugged into the wall. She's furiously working on something.

...something.

...

Mila are you planning to build a giant robot.*

[gaveupfeeling]

What exactly is this?

[Ledah has never seen a giant robot before.]

Ryuunosuke

[breatheinthefog]

...You separated us when we looked for you, dismembered me over a uselessly long period of time, and upon my demise, artfully scattered my remains and those of my companion across three city blocks. And now you're fluffing my hair and talking about the weather.

What is wrong with humans.

*This is all said matter-of-factly without any inflection or emotion whatsoever.*

[kindofademon]

No, no, it's what is wrong with you, try it again.

Issei

[limityourharem]

Ahem. This... may be an odd request. However... *coughs* You are the one whose, ah, admirers are rumoured to outnumber Queen Iono's, are you not?

[unknownrival]

Reluctantly, I have to admit that the one you're speaking of is m.

Hiroko

[technologic]

[Okay, so meeting your boyfriends mother is kinda scary, as April is discovering. But she still tries to keep the stutter out of her voice when she speaks.]

Um, i-it's nice to meet you, Hiroko. A-Aleph told me a lot about you...

[gotitgoingon]

April, right? He's told me a lot about you, too.

[She seems friendly at least?]

Aleeeeph

[technologic]

[So, they managed to get out of the tower and April made good on her promise on seeing him again, since she eventually traveled to his world. And after a lot of work, Aleph managed to get rid of YHVH's curse on him.

So a few months later after all that, April goes over to chatter at Aleph. She looks a bit embarrassed about something]

Hey, um, Aleph?

[alephbet]

[Aleph couldn't possibly be feeling better.]

Yes? What is it?

waver because just humor me is why

[croibhristeoir]

[Why is he here in early October, why is there apparently no ongoing war, and most importantly why is there a cake sitting on that table?]

[Hush you, it's Fate/Zero Ataraxia now.]

Happy birthday, Master.

b-but I am the worst Waver

[thirdgeneration]

[There's a moment where Waver just looks between Lancer and the cake and Lancer again. What even.]

I never told you when my birthday was.

Issei

[aquaticrush]

*Well, uh. You definitely walked in on Retasu somewhat dishevelled, curled up on her bed, and cuddling a plushie of you close to her. The second Issei walks in, she startles and sits up, stammering and searching for words. She stashes the plushie under her pillow almost as an afterthought.

Where did she even get that?*

[unknownrival]

...Wait, is that me?

Ledah

[technologic]

[It's good few years into the future, where Ledah and April now have a little baby girl and boy, who April is just tucking into bed now.]

... Okaaaay, I think that's them both asleep.

[gaveupfeeling]

They gave us quite some trouble tonight.

Issei

[danceofdeath]

[Who the hell summoned the non-Irish sparkly butterfly guy? Nobody really knows. But either way, he's been hanging around Fuyuki lately. The Network probably did it. Or maybe someone forged a Contract. Who knows? Despite the lack of understanding, Issei, it doesn't really matter. What matters is that Zhang He is there sitting on your wall and commenting on your style of clothing with a careless manner.]

Ah! Even for a monk, your clothing is so very... plain. Is there nothing of beauty in this forsaken land?

[He gestures as if he is going to faint, then hops off the wall to stare at Issei some more.]

You could so very easily be beautiful, too. What sorrow.

[unknownrival]

I thank you for your compliment... [It is a compliment under all that complaining.] But I really have other things to focus on besides my physical appearance.

Ryuunosuke

[karmicmaelstrom]

So, how would you like to become a demon?

[It sounds almost conversational and definitely casual. After less than five minutes observing this person, she was sure he wasn't the type she wanted. But that didn't matter. This was about ~experiments~.]

[kindofademon]

Totally would. Where do I sign up?

[Just as casually. She hasn't shown signs of being a monster yet.]

Ledaaaaah

[technologic]

[So, for a bet, April had to wear a rather... skimpy maid outfit for the day. And April has never turned down a bet, but there was no way she was leaving the apartment in her current outfit.

Which meant that Ledah would eventually see and now she's stuck futilely trying to tug down at the far too short skirt of the outfit.]

S-so, um... W-w-what do you think?

[gaveupfeeling]

[He's very red.]

No genuine maid would be caught wearing something so tiny.

Aleph

[technologic]

[So. One of the events in the Tower has resulted in people gaining cat ears and tails, and also gaining some cat like behaviours. Which is why Aleph now has one kitty!April nuzzling against him.]

[alephbet]

[There's only one thing to do about this.

Ear scritches.]

Micheal

[papillonmagique]

[Sup Micheal, you have one fancy dressed white-haired girl basically marching up to you.]

Am I correct in assuming you're Micheal?

Re: Micheal

[archangelofderp]

Indeed I am! May I help you?