Call Me Out v. 4.0

[misheard]

Last one hit 1000 comments so it's time for a new one.


【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[unknownrival]

Nothing is wrong with my wardrobe! [It's just ridiculously plain.]

[danceofdeath]

On the contrary! Everything is wrong with it. There's so little colour, so much of an impersonal taste to it.

[unknownrival]

How is you choosing my wardrobe supposed to make it more personal?

[danceofdeath]

[A slight chuckle.]

I never claimed I would be choosing it. Simply... advising. Giving you a little push. You need a bit of sparkle to your style!

[unknownrival]

I still like it the way it is. [Issei folds his arms and huffs.]

[danceofdeath]

Well then, if you're satisfied with the clothing, I'll skip straight to the makeup.

[unknownrival]

Make...up?

[From Issei's expression, Zhang He might have just grown a second head.]

[danceofdeath]

If the outfit won't change, then makeup and jewelry must suffice. Do not worry; I happen to be quite the expert with a paintbrush.

[unknownrival]

Is there no swaying you at all?

[danceofdeath]

[He moves away briefly, lifting a hand to his chin.]

Why does this frighten you so?

[unknownrival]

I'm not frightened. I just find it distasteful, that's all.

[danceofdeath]

...distasteful? What an odd man you are.

[unknownrival]

I could say the same thing about you.

[danceofdeath]

Many have before. Though I hardly understand your aversion to beauty. But then, you are as a cocoon, unprepared yet to spread your wings.

[unknownrival]

Too much focus on physical beauty distracts one from the true beauty within.

[danceofdeath]

Ah! You have the soul of a poet.

...though neglecting the physical beauty means that the beauty within will almost certainly never be seen.

[unknownrival]

I'm not bad enough to drive people away - am I?

[danceofdeath]

[Expressionlessly.]

You are dressed like a servant boy.

[unknownrival]

Do only servants dress plainly?