queen of sheba voicetesting

[merchantable]

[A: Chaldea]
Hello there~ I have a business proposition for you.

[Whichever Servant you are, or even if you're a human, Bilqis can think of a marketable use for your skills!

...of course, if you're Romani, you just get treated to the Queen of Sheba staring at you intently. Jiiiii.]

[B: jamjar]
[So you're supposed to be in some kind of 50's America small town, all Christian morals and family values, right?

Then how on earth is this shopkeep getting away with dressing like that??]

Welcome to Sheba's Pawnshop! What do you have for me today?

[C: wildcard
[be gentle i'm new]

Comments

a

[zazanzazan]

[Nitocris' ears droop a bit. This isn't the first time she's heard this pitch start from her fellow desert queen, and she knows it won't be the last.

The question is if and when this will somehow backfire, and how badly.

But she also considers her to be a friend and she wants to help.]

I'm not so sure. What is it this time?

[merchantable]

You make it sound like my business plans are always bad ideas! I put effort into each and every one of them, you know.

[Don't be mean :<]

[zazanzazan]

I-I know you do! And I know you try your hardest. I just don't want this to end like it did last time you tried to get camels here.

[She was actually hoping it would succeed. Sure it would have been a bit problematic for....well everyone else, but it would have been a nice reminder of home.]

S-so....what is your plan?

[merchantable]

[Camels would have been wonderful. But if there's any creature even more amazing than camels, it would be...]

Sphinx petting zoo.

[zazanzazan]

[Nitocris' ears perk up once more, wiggling happily.]

Oh! That would be fantastic! Lord Ozymandias' sphinx kittens are so adorable. I love touching their little paw pads!

[merchantable]

Their cuteness is irresistible!

[And that means there's money to be made!]

Can you give any advice about approaching Ozymandias? We haven't worked together before.

[zazanzazan]

[Nitocris looks off and away, tapping her chin with her finger as she thinks things over. Discussion of sphinx's and Ozymandias is causing her to let her guard down, which may not be the best thing around the scheming Queen, but really there's nothing inherently wrong with what she's being asked.]

Well....Lord Ozymandias is of course not just the Pharaoh, he is the Sun God Ra. If you are to treat with him, then you must of course show proper reverence. And you would need to offer something suitable in trade, though I cannot imagine what it is he could possibly want.

Perhaps if you have enough scarabs, lamps and chains to offer as tribute....

[merchantable]

I see, I see... The reverence will be the hard part.

[She's a very forthright person when it comes to personal relationships, not necessarily prone to sucking up.]

A fifty-fifty share of the profits seems fair.