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AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

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[twofourone]

[ But it’s good to have more bodies, and as long as Shinjuurou doesn’t find out, they won’t get in trouble. ]

Really!? Yay, I want to do that!

[ Their arms stretch again and it’s too late for Ango to change his mind, because they pull themselves up on his shoulders and puts their paw mittens on his head. ]

Inga is taller than everyone!

[devilsboringness]

You're definitely the tallest.

[Taller than even Rohan or anyone else Ango knows.

Weird or not, probably inhuman or not, Ango's okay with playing with children.]

How's the view from up there?

[twofourone]

Yay, yay~ Inga is the tallest!

[ They kick with their legs, not exactly safely balanced, but they’re not the least bit scared of falling. ]

It’s great! It’s like being on a horse!

[devilsboringness]

[It's okay, Ango will hold onto the side of their hips to make sure they don't fall yet.]

A horse, am I? Then, should I gallop?

[twofourone]

[ It's fine even if they fall, no worries, they're much sturdier than a strange flesh-ghost-person. ]

YES! Fullest speed ahead!!

[ Go, horsie, go! ]

[devilsboringness]

[Alright then! Ango charges towards the boring coffee shop, attempting not to run into anyone while at full speed.

They're definitely getting weird looks, but who cares?]

[twofourone]

[ Inga cheers, and should probably hold on to Ango but they doesn’t. They would definitely have been heard by Shinjuurou if he had been within earshot. ]

I can’t see him!

[devilsboringness]

Not around here, huh... Where else does he like to go?

[He can gallop for a while if he has to.]

[twofourone]

Where it’s boring! And places where Inga can eat delicious mysteries!

[ So, crime scenes. ]

[devilsboringness]

Boring and full of delicious mysteries... what about the library?

[He doesn't think it's boring, but he expects Inga might feel otherwise.]

[twofourone]

Mmmm, maybe! If the library doesn’t have manga!

[ Manga is something Inga likes, and every GOOD library should have a lot of them, right? ]

[devilsboringness]

It has some manga. But mostly it's books.

[twofourone]

Just some sounds boring. So he might be there! Which way is that?

[devilsboringness]

This way! Hold on tight!

[Ango always knows where the library is. That means he can charge off towards it full speed.

Who even knows if that guy will be there?]

[twofourone]

Yeees!!

[ Except Inga does not hold on tight with their hands, they let go and let out a happy shriek. They won't fall off, no worries. ]

[devilsboringness]

[It takes a bit, but eventually they reach the library.]

Time to get off. We hope you've enjoyed your ride on the Ango Express.

[twofourone]

The Ango Express is a great horse! Inga doesn't usually get to ride horses!

[ Because Inga is loud and startles them. ]

[devilsboringness]

Not too many horses in Toyko these days.

[Not that there were a lot in his day either...]

[twofourone]

Yeah, there should be much more of them, it would be much more fun!

[devilsboringness]

What if it's not fun for the horses?

[All those cars and everything...]

[twofourone]

Don't horses like to walk and run all the time?

[devilsboringness]

Sure, in big open spaces, which cities don't have a lot of. They don't like big noisy things either, like cars and trains.

[twofourone]

But she, uh, Kaishou Rinroku's daughter? [ Surely he's heard of Kaishou Rinroku? He's an asshole and takes credit for the cases Shinjuurou solves and changes the truth in the media. ] She brings a horse into town a lot!

[devilsboringness]

Maybe she's mean to her horse.

[Since he doesn't know that person or their daughter.]