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Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] crowspace2017-02-03 01:57 pm

tag an author, any author

PICK ONE AND I'LL START A THREAD
OR JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE RANDOM


AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE
kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming
could you stop smoking for one second though


DAZAI OSAMU
should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die

please leave Akutagawa alone


HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU
there are important things besides poetry and being moody

such as combing your hair


NAKAHARA CHUUYA
picks drunken fights with everyone

loses drunken fights with everyone


IZUMI KYOUKA
you don't have to disinfect everything

don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either


NATSUME SOUSEKI
a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache

having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly


MIYAZAWA KENJI
a cute and sincere child

maybe don't ask to see his picture books


TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU
masochist with a foot fetish

does being a great author really make up for that


NAGAI KAFUU
a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary

how much can you write about prostitutes


SHIMAZAKI TOUSON
studying and writing about everything is great and all but

no one is going to let the niece thing go


TAYAMA KATAI
if you hit on less girls people would like you more

also if you were less of a hipster


SHIGA NAOYA
manly in that he will stick by people close to him

an insensitive dickbag to everyone else


MORI OUGAI
doctor doctor, give me the news

what is someone actually responsible doing here


KITAHARA HAKUSHUU
#aesthetic

would be in the student council in a high school AU


MUROO SAISEI
self-proclaimed wild child

how many people sensitive about their height do we need


MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU
sheltered noble

chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!


OZAKI KOUYOU
mama bear to his disciples

the absolute pickiest eater


EDOGAWA RANPO
hates the mainstream

an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro


SATOU HARUO
a rare practical person

in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'


KOBAYASHI TAKIJI
tortured to death for communism

please hug him


YOKOMITSU RIICHI
the most serious one

"the thing I hate the most is literature"


ODA SAKUNOSUKE
really, really Osakan

cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard


HORI TATSUO
a sweet and attentive person

canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him


NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI
both split personalities are cute

outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME


MASAOKA SHIKI
carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL

never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds


WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI
drinks more sake than anyone else

way easier to get along with than Chuuya


TAKAMURA KOUTAROU
a gentle-natured artist

is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick


ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU
owes everyone money

survives by being charming and knowing where to hide


KUNIKIDA DOPPO
mood swings all over the place

straightforward and good at compliments


KOUDA ROHAN
a hard worker, especially in housework

would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons


YOSHIKAWA EIJI
probably has a gym membership

probably can quote 50 different generals


NAKANO SHIGEHARU
seems calm, filled with angst

and passive-aggression


KIKUCHI KAN
everyone's big brother

exactly how much money have you given out, sir


MIYOSHI TATSUJI
immature and rebellious

a pure, if opinionated, boy


NIIMI NANKICHI
pranked you while you were reading this

you'll forgive him because he's so cute


TOKUDA SHUUSEI
sour and pessimistic

but still a hard, reliable worker


SAKAGUCHI ANGO
the grand delinquent

can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide
devilsboringness: (pearls)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, you're not hot, or a woman, Ango, but this person will chat with you all the same. Besides, the lady he's spoken to is edging away from him, and he can recognize when he's not going to get anywhere (even if he doesn't always choose to acknowledge it).]

Ehh, it's no big deal. Someone'll pick me up either way, so all I have to do is keep trying to figure it out until I get it right. It's trial and error.

[Please feel bad for whoever has to babysit this guy.]
kanri: (012.)

[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-03 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Ango shoots a look to the woman who's leaving, but it's only a very tiny smile, one that says go, you're free before all his attention goes back to this pretender.]

Someone? You're banking quite a bit on a maybe, Sakaguchi-san.

[it feels weird to say his own name like this. but he needs to get further before he says anything of value.]

But I guess if you're drinking enough to pass out on a regular basis, you'll stop noticing if the night's wasted at one point or another.
devilsboringness: (or make my eyes too red)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-03 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's definitely somebody, I just don't remember who... oh, yeah, I think Odasaku said he was coming by this time?

[He says 'Odasaku' with all the lightness of someone who has no bad memories associated with the name - or at least, not many.]

It's a waste if you don't drink as much as you want. Why are you even here if you're not going to fall into decadence?
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-03 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[the name makes his muscles tense slightly, and when he next breathes, he's sure of it. this one has been planted somehow, because otherwise he'd never have a chance, even in coincidence, of using that name in front of him.

fine. they want to draw him into a trap? he'll discern the truth before the jaws of it snap shut too tightly.]


Who said I wasn't here to fall? I'm savoring the beginnings. The weightlessness when one very first starts to do so, before everything hits hard and fast.

[leaning back from his stool a little, he shrugs.]

Though decadence follows us no matter where we are.

[with that, he picks up his drink and throws it back. truthfully it's been years since he completely fell, and for good reason, but he remembers how it felt. how arrogant he was about it. how free, all the same.]
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[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-03 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's more like it!

['Ango' tosses back his drink with the ease of someone who has done way too much drinking way too quickly, and has done it for a long, long time.]

Savoring the start's not bad, but it depends on your mood, you know? The best part is the middle, before you've lost the ability to function at all, but after you've stopped thinking so clearly about all the crap that was important before you started drinking.
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-03 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
So you're more chasing after the freedom that drinking brings? There's ways to do that which don't mean a headache in the morning.

[ways that in the end carried the same risk of death as overindulgence did. but it's hard to deny how alive they made him feel.]

Ways to get to the heart of it, past everything in the way, and exist as yourself and nothing more. I'm sure you know what I mean.
devilsboringness: (swing's a thing with a ringa-ding-ding)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-03 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! You'd know, if you knew my reputation, but I guess there's no helping it.

[Nobody here recognizes his name or his works, it's so sad. Though there was that one person who'd given him such a funny look for saying 'Sakaguchi Ango, grand delinquent'.]

You look like a nerd, but you get me more than I expected, huh?
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-04 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[a nerd? good thing Ango's been called so much worse.]

Seems so. Fate or coincidence, what you call it, the answer's the same. But I can't say I know your reputation - not in near or far memory, sorry.

[it's punctuated with a little smile, but he's waiting. if he can somehow subtly activate his ability, it'll be easier than having this one get drunk and watch him spiral out of control. on the other hand, it'd be more interesting to do the latter.

decisions, decisions.]
devilsboringness: (wondering what to do)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-04 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
You should know me, but I'll give you a pass.

[Emotion monsters eating people's memories of literature are sort of extenuating circumstances, and all. Can't be helped.]

Sakaguchi Ango, famous novelist and essayist, a proud delinquent from the decadent school of writing. Remember it from now on, alright?
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-04 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Ango feels like he'll choke on his drink to hear his name from this man. there's a desire, fierce and brutal, to force the truth from him that erases all intent of seeing something interesting. careful. they're still in public.]

I don't think I'd be able to forget it even if I tried.

[it speaks to his self control that how uncomfortable he is barely comes through, only in the tension in his shoulders. getting a refill on the whiskey he'd been nursing, he glances at the fake.]

Another round?
devilsboringness: (one that won't make me nervous)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-04 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He is already motioning for a refill on his drink before Ango's even done talking. Once it's full, he lifts his glass.]

Cheers!

[-and downs a goodly amount of it in one go.

Good luck to Ango, if he's going to try to match him by the end of the night.]
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-05 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
[matching him is going to be an impossibility mostly because Ango doesn't want to get so drunk he forgets his purpose. pretending to match him, that he can do.]

I shouldn't have even asked.

[muttered to himself.]

If you're famous, why come here? Why not hang around somewhere where authors gather?

[the question's mainly to keep him talking, to see how much that mouth would spill. how far did this delusion go? how much had they told him to say?]
devilsboringness: (I want a new drug!)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-05 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I was, but now I'm on vacation. Plus, even for other authors, living in the same place as about thirty other authors gets pretty tiring.

[They bicker so much. He's no exception, but at least he recognizes how petty it gets.]

So I'm taking a break with a couple of pals. And Yokohama's nice. Not too far from Tokyo, but it's a change of scenery.
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-03-07 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
You could definitely have picked a worse place. Can't say it's less crowded, but the views and the port make up for it. But thirty of you? Sounds like one of those retreats they have.

[around thirty other agents? then he's confident in his abilities, or one of their worst at keeping secrets.]
devilsboringness: (swing's a thing with a ringa-ding-ding)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-03-07 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're not exactly wrong.

[Thirty writers in one place does make for a lot of talk about literature, and people writing and reading all the time. So it's not too far off.]

Heh, there's probably more writing going on than some of the actual retreats I've had. But if it's Odasaku and Dazai and me, I think we were doomed to do more drinking than writing from the very start.

[They're decadents.]
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-05-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[that name. two names. how could he sit and say that name without it poisoning his mouth? he needs paper, he needs to get out his pen, he needs the truth that will reveal who's put this man out here as the worst sort of joke. there's a possibility it's Dazai himself who engineered this - there's a possibility it's a warning. too many enemies, and too many reasons to behave.

but Ango laughs and smiles in a way that briefly shows his teeth.]


Are they friends you came into town with?

[how easy it is, when people talk and talk and don't even ask your name.]
devilsboringness: (wondering what to do)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-05-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ango likes to talk about himself. That isn't new. And he isn't the kind of person who's had to be careful about what he says - or rather, he wouldn't survive long in that kind of life, because he refuses to censor himself one bit.]

Yep! It was their idea. Actually, the two of them decided the other one needed a break independently.

[They worry too much about each other. Not much about themselves.]
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-05-07 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're all kind, looking out for each other. [he stands up at that, pushing out his stool and casually getting up.] Excuse me.

[the actions of a man going to the bathroom, heading past this stranger in the correct direction, nothing amiss except -

except Ango makes himself stumble when he's close, making the motion when he flails out to recapture balance, fingertips brushing the faker's back in the process, seem natural. an accident, nothing more. he's done this a hundred times, and usually with bigger stakes.]


-Sorry, sorry, it's these shoes...

[before anything else, he pulls away for the bathroom, staying long enough to avoid suspicion. water on his face, and a reminder to stay focused. the truth will be revealed. anyway, he comes back, seemingly fine, before asking the bartender for another refill. for decadence, really.]
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[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-05-08 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Ango's had drunk people do worse than stumble over him, so the other man's apologies get waved off.

Nothing amiss at all, except that the break in conversation lends a natural place to change the topic.]


I've been talking all about myself, and I don't even know your name!
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-05-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that I mind, I'm fine with listening. But I didn't say, really...

[now, he could lie, but a new idea occurs to him.]

Would you believe it if I said my name was Sakaguchi too?

[at this time, the new drink arrives, and Ango takes the napkin from underneath it, thinking about the pen in his pocket. all he needs to do is write the name, activate his ability, and the lie would be exposed.]
devilsboringness: (pearls)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-05-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Is that right? We could be related! But we're probably not.

[He never did think to find out whether he had any living descendants... But that would just be a pain, to bother your grandchildren when you should be dead. A pain for them and him. It's better not to know.]
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-05-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...it'd be too much of a coincidence. But, just to be sure...

[Ango takes another drink, pulling out the pen and writing his - this imposter's - their name on the napkin.]

You write it with these characters, don't you?

[you're in public, caution hisses in his head. but the burn of the alcohol makes him want to be reckless again, old habits only fueled up by pain.

usually, he's more subtle than this. any mission, he'd be better than this, getting information and disappearing like a ghost. but this is personal, and he doesn't have anyone to pull him down or be worse than him as a counterbalance.

Discourse on Decadence. he activates the ability, not bothering for a reply.]
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[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-05-08 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Birth name: Sakaguchi Heigo. More commonly known by his pen name, Sakaguchi Ango. Born October 20th, 1906. Died February 17th, 1955. Novelist and essayist, most famous for the essay "Discourse on Decadence".

Your ability could go on, Ango.]
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[personal profile] kanri 2017-05-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[it could, it does, and Ango snaps it off before it goes too deep. his fingertips burn where they had touched the other, and it's only his own training that means he doesn't gape in shock and surprise, but keeps his cool demeanor.

inwardly, his mind is running through infinite possibilities, thinking about what ability could have caused this. the same name, the same birthday, things matching up in ways aside from time, aside from this trait of being a true writer, and nothing is making sense.

he waits for this stranger - Ango's answer. but he remembers a legend - if you meet your doppleganger, you will die. does it apply if someone is less that, more...other?]
devilsboringness: (or make my eyes too red)

[personal profile] devilsboringness 2017-05-08 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[If Ango were someone who could see the activation of Discourse on Decadence, maybe he'd have a different response. But he's not an ability user, he's an writer, even if a dead one.

But instead he just peers over at the name written on the napkin, and nods.]
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