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AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

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[moonandgloves]

Of course. I intend to make more of a mess of you before we're through.

[...Like, really, did you expect anything less.

Ranpo's hands had been trailing over Hans' torso and legs, but they start tracing circles over Hans' thighs, traveling inwards in spirals, slowly, ever so slowly.]

[dispirits]

[ he's painfully erect right now, leaking precum against smooth and frostbitten skin both, most of his scales being present on his legs rather than his torso. ]

Big words, you've barely done anything but touch me like fine china. I was thinking a deviant like you would be a bit rougher. It almost feels romantic.

[moonandgloves]

If you think that all we deviants are capable of is whips and chains, you're terribly uncreative.

[The worst insult for a writer, clearly.

A gloved hand ghosts over the length of Hans' erection, a light stroke - and then returns to rubbing at the inside of his thighs.]

[dispirits]

[ that makes him scowl, and hans will tsun his head to the right before ranpo's still-gloved hand brushes his cock, making him shudder. but just like that the touch is gone, and he's stroking the inside of his thighs instead. a soft hiss as he looks back at him with a smirk. ]

I see... this is the sort of thing you like... what a pain.

[moonandgloves]

Are you really surprised?

[Again there's a stroke, a little bit firmer this time, and again it disappears. Ranpo can't help but tease when Hans gives him such perfect reactions.]

[dispirits]

Not at all... pervert. Deviant pervert.

[ meaningless worlds hurled at him like a childs angry fists. hans sighs and rolls his hips upwards on instinct, wanting to feel more and just dribbling precum against himself uselessly instead. ]

[moonandgloves]

You flatterer.

[Ranpo, that's not complimentary-]

If you ask, I'd be happy to speed up the pace a little for you.

[As fun as seeing him uselessly push his hips forward is, hearing him ask for what he wants would be more fun.]

[dispirits]

Ahh, that's what you want. Begging and pleading. You want me on my knees begging for you, don't you?

[ well, he's on his back so that's already better. right? ]

Ahhh. Master Ranpo. Please touch me more. [ the most monotone of deep baritone voices. ]

[moonandgloves]

If it's sarcasm, then that doesn't count.

[Just continuing on as he has been.]

[dispirits]

Begging for gentle touches, it wont happen. I can do that much myself. You'll hae to show me something more amazing.

[moonandgloves]

Hm, you raise a good point...

[Something amazing, is it?

Ranpo rearranges himself a bit, then leans in and swallows Hans' cock to the root. No gag reflex.

He'd be very much surprised if Hans could do this to himself. And then he'd ask to see it done, of course.]

[dispirits]

[ he watches ranpo go down, and as he realizes far too late, he's already crying out at that tight heat swallowing him down. his hands fly up for something to grip to, and he ends up knocking over his silly hat in a rush to grab at his hair. ]

[moonandgloves]

[Wow, his hat is not silly, no blowjobs for people with poor fashion sense-

But his hair being grabbed is very complimentary, even though he already knew he was good at this. He hums in an approving sort of way, though Hans probably doesn't care what sort of way he's humming in as long as he's feeling it so strongly, and sucks firmly on what he has in his mouth that hasn't already passed into his throat.]

[dispirits]

[ he wears a bow-tie his fashion sense is impeccable.

that hum makes him see stars, paired with the way he sucks down on him so strongly. he feels his toes curl and raises one hand from his hair to tug at the covers above his head as his hips instinctively rock forward further into ranpo's mouth. ]

Ha- ah- kh...!

[moonandgloves]

[If Ranpo were a person with a gag reflex that might be unfortunate, but as it is he just takes Hans in as deeply as he can, running his tongue along the underside. Since there's not much room to stroke, a gloved hand lightly rubs at Hans' balls instead.]

[dispirits]

[ he's being stimulated at all sides and its only moments before he feels himself nearing release. he knows every weak point to prod at, and hans knows he's going to edge him, and there's nothing he can do about it. right now words don't work, so he can't beg him for more before his cock starts to twitch along with his hips into ranpo's mouth, noting how close he is. ]

[moonandgloves]

[Hans is right - before he can come, Ranpo pulls off of him completely and looks up at him with a bright smile. It would almost be called innocent if he hadn't just had a dick in his mouth.]

How was that?

[dispirits]

[ dammit ranpo. ]

Ha... more... I need more... [ he bites his bottom lip, red as can be. ]

Please-

[moonandgloves]

[Ranpo makes a show of considering that for a few seconds. Is that good enough? Hmm...

Well, he shouldn't expect too much from Hans, that might be actually cruel.

Ranpo slides his lips back over his cock, humming cheerfully again.]