misheard: (Colress)
Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] crowspace2017-02-03 01:57 pm

tag an author, any author

PICK ONE AND I'LL START A THREAD
OR JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE RANDOM


AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE
kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming
could you stop smoking for one second though


DAZAI OSAMU
should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die

please leave Akutagawa alone


HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU
there are important things besides poetry and being moody

such as combing your hair


NAKAHARA CHUUYA
picks drunken fights with everyone

loses drunken fights with everyone


IZUMI KYOUKA
you don't have to disinfect everything

don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either


NATSUME SOUSEKI
a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache

having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly


MIYAZAWA KENJI
a cute and sincere child

maybe don't ask to see his picture books


TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU
masochist with a foot fetish

does being a great author really make up for that


NAGAI KAFUU
a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary

how much can you write about prostitutes


SHIMAZAKI TOUSON
studying and writing about everything is great and all but

no one is going to let the niece thing go


TAYAMA KATAI
if you hit on less girls people would like you more

also if you were less of a hipster


SHIGA NAOYA
manly in that he will stick by people close to him

an insensitive dickbag to everyone else


MORI OUGAI
doctor doctor, give me the news

what is someone actually responsible doing here


KITAHARA HAKUSHUU
#aesthetic

would be in the student council in a high school AU


MUROO SAISEI
self-proclaimed wild child

how many people sensitive about their height do we need


MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU
sheltered noble

chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!


OZAKI KOUYOU
mama bear to his disciples

the absolute pickiest eater


EDOGAWA RANPO
hates the mainstream

an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro


SATOU HARUO
a rare practical person

in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'


KOBAYASHI TAKIJI
tortured to death for communism

please hug him


YOKOMITSU RIICHI
the most serious one

"the thing I hate the most is literature"


ODA SAKUNOSUKE
really, really Osakan

cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard


HORI TATSUO
a sweet and attentive person

canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him


NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI
both split personalities are cute

outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME


MASAOKA SHIKI
carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL

never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds


WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI
drinks more sake than anyone else

way easier to get along with than Chuuya


TAKAMURA KOUTAROU
a gentle-natured artist

is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick


ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU
owes everyone money

survives by being charming and knowing where to hide


KUNIKIDA DOPPO
mood swings all over the place

straightforward and good at compliments


KOUDA ROHAN
a hard worker, especially in housework

would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons


YOSHIKAWA EIJI
probably has a gym membership

probably can quote 50 different generals


NAKANO SHIGEHARU
seems calm, filled with angst

and passive-aggression


KIKUCHI KAN
everyone's big brother

exactly how much money have you given out, sir


MIYOSHI TATSUJI
immature and rebellious

a pure, if opinionated, boy


NIIMI NANKICHI
pranked you while you were reading this

you'll forgive him because he's so cute


TOKUDA SHUUSEI
sour and pessimistic

but still a hard, reliable worker


SAKAGUCHI ANGO
the grand delinquent

can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide
therazor: (Default)

generic murdergame, but not Generic Murdergame

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[The last culprit was a mutual friend of theirs, and as always, it's time for the 'afterparty'. Naoya's making the food, as usual, when Yurika stops by.]

Hey, can you help me with some of this?

[Since Yurika was standing next to him in the trial room, she probably noticed that Naoya didn't vote for the correct culprit.]
ratherdoweddings: (the nerve to leave)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yurika took a while to come out of her room. She hesitates, but nods and walks over.]

How is everyone else?
therazor: (just because we move units)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Not great. You know Yonaka, lots of people liked her.

[I will use a random person from my muselist for dead people in murdergames if I want to.]
ratherdoweddings: (like with the power of love)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true. [sigh] I can't believe she wouldn't even consider mercy, but it was self-defence... Why is it so much harder when it's people you're up against instead of some faceless thing you've never seen?
therazor: (you make my head swim)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Because they're our friends.

[He doesn't really have to linger on the question. It's simple enough: he was friends with her, so even if she killed someone, he didn't want to kill her.]
ratherdoweddings: (it teaches us that all things)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that... We need to get as many people out of here as possible, but how can we do that if we're still losing lives to do it? This is just like the war back home. We went in believing there was one right answer, but there's nothing that makes everything alright.

["There is only one righteous path."]
therazor: (I'm just the covers on top of your bed)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't tell you anything about killing people or saving people. I wasn't in the army for more than eight days and I wouldn't have been cut out for it.

[Shrug. He turns off the stove he'd been cooking on.]

You've just gotta do as best as you can.
ratherdoweddings: (if you're kind)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I always thought that just being brave enough to move would make things better, but sometimes doing your best isn't enough. If we knew why we were here, who thought of sending us somewhere like this, then maybe things would stop, but maybe it wouldn't if the person behind all this still continued on.
therazor: (you make my head swim)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Naoya sighs, takes a few steps closer, and gently pats Yurika on the head.]

We'll figure something out. Don't worry so much about it.
ratherdoweddings: (anything)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yurika frowns, but doesn't protest.]

I'm a captain. I need to worry for everyone. Right now we all need to get through this. An incentive is always four days after a murder, right? At least we know we have a little time.
therazor: (just because we move units)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess 'don't worry' isn't the right way to put it. How about 'don't feel bad on yourself even if you don't pull off a flawless victory'? In war, it's almost impossible to win a battle without any deaths, right?

[He's not a leader in that sense, so his comparisons are likely to be off.]
ratherdoweddings: (and i don't see how we can last)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...That's true. I wish it weren't like that, but sometimes, even trying your best is knowing you're condemning people to die.
therazor: (you make my head swim)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd die if you didn't do anything too, so it's not really like that...

[He's not great at this reassuring thing.]
ratherdoweddings: (to the earth)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
..."No one expected you to be able to save us." It's like that, isn't it?
therazor: (I'm just the covers on top of your bed)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's it.

[It's not her responsibility to get everyone out alive.]
ratherdoweddings: (if you know your own worth)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean, but... I still want to think there's hope.
therazor: (I keep you warm)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm not going around saying we're all doomed, am I? I just don't want you to beat yourself up for every person who doesn't make it. You're a nice girl, y'know?

[He's allowed to call her that at his age.]
ratherdoweddings: (at your side you can)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do my best. There are just half of us left now, but if we can prevent at least one death, we could turn this around.
therazor: (Default)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. It's not over 'til we say it's over.

[Or none of them are left to say it.]
ratherdoweddings: (and i've learned these lessons well)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! Let's get this food out to the dining hall and make sure everyone knows to try their best!
therazor: (soaked to the skin)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody's gonna beat us for encouragement!

[And at least she can be trusted to carry food without making it Super Weird.]
ratherdoweddings: (some characters who first seem cute)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-02-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[no lumpy grey health hazards here]

You're a lifesaver, you know!
therazor: (when the night has come)

[personal profile] therazor 2017-02-04 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. You'd better hope nothing happens to me or you'd all starve.

[Probably not, but it's better not to risk it.]