FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

[hugs tightly]

Auu... I just want something happy.

[midden]

[Hug back.]

It's gonna be fine! Promise.

[yes_im_kawaii]

It better, or I'm gonna put a water bucket over the Witch's door.

[midden]

Iii don't think that'll work.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'll put bugs in her shoes!

[midden]

What if she gets revenge?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why would you get revenge for revenge?

[midden]

Because she's mean.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... Maybe if she doesn't know it's me?

[midden]

I don't think you've very subtle, Neesan.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I could try. Erdi and I almost hid a body once, but we felt bad about it and took it to the Witch. But I think we convinced her that one of the other spirits killed it instead of Erdi doing it by accident! Because after that, she finally did something about spirits trying to eat everyone.

[midden]

Oh, that's pretty good! She was actually fooled? I didn't know you could fool her about anything.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I hope so. I dunno. I still tried not to talk to her for a while after that just in case...

[midden]

It turned out okay, so that's the important thing!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. Yeah, I guess so.

Um... When I do save you so you don't go back to being dead, where do you want to go instead?

[midden]

I dunno. Your world sounds cool when people aren't dying.

[yes_im_kawaii]

It's the coolest! You can find just about anything there.

[midden]

And then if I came to your world, I wouldn't have to leave you again!

[yes_im_kawaii]

[attach cling] Yeah! If Commander Boring has a problem with it, I'll just yell at him.

[midden]

I'll yell at him too! But nicely.