Hot Or Not Meme

[misheard]

THE HOT OR NOT MEME

The rules are simple!
☆ Post with each of your characters.
☆ Reply to other characters, ICly deeming them "hot" or "not".
☆ React with happiness and/or rage.
☆ Thread from there.

Comments

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Attractive enough!

[ He's briefly rendered unable to speak for spluttering. ]

How dare - I am far more than attractive enough and you bloody well know it!

[ ...Isn't he? ]

[diabolarchy]

Really? I am known for having extremely low standards.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Are you saying -

...Do you really find me that unremarkable?

[ Not that he cares, per se, but... ]

[diabolarchy]

Well, I wouldn't say you're unremarkable. You're certainly very cute in personality and I'd say you're more handsome than an average male human.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ No response. He's sulking. ]

[diabolarchy]

Oh, come on, don't look at me like that. It's not that you're unattractive! It's just that I'm old and comparing you to thousands of other people I've also slept with.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Huff. ] I don't know why I expected you to have any idea what you were talking about in the first place. It's not as though you're at all attractive yourself.

[ He's so mad right now. ]

[diabolarchy]

You liar, you know you're attracted to me. You wouldn't let me get away with half the things I do that easily if you weren't.

I mean, I'd still get away with them, you'd just put up more of a fight.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

That's - that's ridiculous! I merely choose not to waste precious energy on fighting losing battles, that's all! The idea that I might find a demon attractive - ! The very idea!

[ The lady doth protest too much, methinks. ]

[diabolarchy]

You're such a terrible liar, you know ♥

[whitehairedprettyboy]

And you're a terrible person.

[ Sick burn. ]

[diabolarchy]

Yes yes, I know~

[Not exactly.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I don't know why in the world I cared at all about whether or not you found me attractive.

[ But he did care. Does care. Damn it. ]

[diabolarchy]

You still do. Don't lie any more than you have to, it's bad for your health.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'm so grateful for your concern.

[ Can you just taste that sarcasm. ]

[diabolarchy]

I'm not concerned for many people, so you should be.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ D- does he actually mean that... ]

If it's a choice between your being concerned about me and your admitting that I'm highly attractive, I think I'd prefer the latter.

[diabolarchy]

Too bad ♥ You get what you get.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Fine.

[ He's just going to go and sulk now. You've really dealt a blow to that ego, Satanick. ]

[diabolarchy]

[Like he didn't deserve it, please.]