Hot Or Not Meme

[misheard]

THE HOT OR NOT MEME

The rules are simple!
☆ Post with each of your characters.
☆ Reply to other characters, ICly deeming them "hot" or "not".
☆ React with happiness and/or rage.
☆ Thread from there.

Comments

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I believe the question at stake involves whether or not one is "hot". Cuteness is an entirely different animal.

[diabolarchy]

Alright, then. You're reasonably good-looking.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Reasonably?!

[ He's offended. He's very offended. ]

I - ! I'll have you know I'm better-looking than you are, you - you - reasonably, my arse!

[diabolarchy]

You're mad~ Is my opinion so important to you? I'm flattered, flattered~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

It's not your opinion I'm concerned about, you arrogant twit, it's the fact that you're utterly wrong! I'm incredibly attractive, and - and - you've got no bloody taste!

[ Struck a nerve there. ]

[diabolarchy]

That boils down to caring about my opinion, you know.

[Not gonna deny the arrogant twit part because obviously.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I don't care about your opinion.

[ That's definitely a true thing that he said just now. Super true. ]

I just won't stand to be... slandered like this, that's all!

[diabolarchy]

I don't know why you're so upset. I clearly think you're attractive enough to sleep with.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Attractive enough!

[ He's briefly rendered unable to speak for spluttering. ]

How dare - I am far more than attractive enough and you bloody well know it!

[ ...Isn't he? ]

[diabolarchy]

Really? I am known for having extremely low standards.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Are you saying -

...Do you really find me that unremarkable?

[ Not that he cares, per se, but... ]

[diabolarchy]

Well, I wouldn't say you're unremarkable. You're certainly very cute in personality and I'd say you're more handsome than an average male human.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ No response. He's sulking. ]

[diabolarchy]

Oh, come on, don't look at me like that. It's not that you're unattractive! It's just that I'm old and comparing you to thousands of other people I've also slept with.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Huff. ] I don't know why I expected you to have any idea what you were talking about in the first place. It's not as though you're at all attractive yourself.

[ He's so mad right now. ]

[diabolarchy]

You liar, you know you're attracted to me. You wouldn't let me get away with half the things I do that easily if you weren't.

I mean, I'd still get away with them, you'd just put up more of a fight.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

That's - that's ridiculous! I merely choose not to waste precious energy on fighting losing battles, that's all! The idea that I might find a demon attractive - ! The very idea!

[ The lady doth protest too much, methinks. ]

[diabolarchy]

You're such a terrible liar, you know ♥

[whitehairedprettyboy]

And you're a terrible person.

[ Sick burn. ]

[diabolarchy]

Yes yes, I know~

[Not exactly.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I don't know why in the world I cared at all about whether or not you found me attractive.

[ But he did care. Does care. Damn it. ]

[diabolarchy]

You still do. Don't lie any more than you have to, it's bad for your health.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'm so grateful for your concern.

[ Can you just taste that sarcasm. ]

[diabolarchy]

I'm not concerned for many people, so you should be.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ D- does he actually mean that... ]

If it's a choice between your being concerned about me and your admitting that I'm highly attractive, I think I'd prefer the latter.