Call Me Out.

[misheard]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

DDD!Issei again

[croibhristeoir]

[Lancer hasn't come out of his room all day. Investigate?]

[unknownrival]

[Of course! Knocking first, though. Politely.]

[croibhristeoir]

Ah--wh-what is it?

[Did his voice sound a little different to you, Issei?]

[unknownrival]

May I come in?

[Hm. That was odd.]

[croibhristeoir]

N-...er, please don't, I'm a little...n-not myself.

[unknownrival]

If there's something dangerous I'm sure we can fix it if you tell me what's wrong.

[croibhristeoir]

I wouldn't call it dangerous, just...h-highly embarrassing.

[unknownrival]

Just tell me what's the matter. Or else let me in and see.

[croibhristeoir]

...C...come in.

[At which point Issei will find Lancer looking a whole lot different.]

[unknownrival]

...You know, that's about what I expected after you said it wasn't dangerous.

[He'll step closer, looking him up and down, and then smile a little.]

What were you worried about?

[croibhristeoir]

What was I--what shouldn't I be worried about?!

[unknownrival]

It's a virus. It'll end in a few days. You don't need to shut yourself off from me, I understand how it goes far too well.

[croibhristeoir]

I just...didn't want anyone to see me like this. It's highly embarrassing for obvious reasons.

[unknownrival]

I know. But it could easily be worse.

[croibhristeoir]

True, but it's not fantastic even as it is now.

[unknownrival]

At least you're an attractive woman?

[croibhristeoir]

...sorry, what.

[unknownrival]

You're gorgeous.

[croibhristeoir]

O-oh. I...er...really?

[unknownrival]

Really.

[croibhristeoir]

Th...thank you.

[unknownrival]

[...yeah he's totally going to be checking out that rack now. This isn't even a joke tag.]

[croibhristeoir]

...I-Issei?

[unknownrival]

What?

[croibhristeoir]

Why are you looking at me like that?