Call Me Out.

[misheard]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[ifbymyhands]

*THEY ARE PIRATES. I don't know. Blame a virus or something, but right now these two have their own pirate ship and get to go around stealing gold and searching for buried booze. Or the other way around. There are birds on the ship's flag. The figurehead mermaid has, like, seven pairs of wings and is eating a melon.*

See any land yet, Kanna?

[bonywings]

No. Just a lot of ocean.

[ifbymyhands]

It should come up pretty soon. The treasure map's never been wrong before. Well, except that one time when we bumped into that weird island with the fruit that looked like teeth.

[bonywings]

Are you sure that wasn't related to the odd fruit we'd eaten at the last island?

[ifbymyhands]

I was not high.

[bonywings]

I think we were.

[ifbymyhands]

If that island wasn't real, then where did the weird juice we have in the hull come from?

...Which we probably shouldn't drink, either.

[bonywings]

...I can't explain that.

[ifbymyhands]

Anyway, we should try to stay on course. Remember the last time we got lost?

[bonywings]

How could I forget?

[ifbymyhands]

Don't worry. Once we get this treasure, we'll be rich for a while.

[bonywings]

We could even retire.

[ifbymyhands]

What would we do if we weren't pirates, though?

[bonywings]

Write books on how to pirate.

[ifbymyhands]

We really were made for this, huh?

[bonywings]

Of course. We're the best at it.

[ifbymyhands]

Everyone fears us.

[bonywings]

Are we that scary?

[ifbymyhands]

It's a good thing!

[bonywings]

I'm not trying to be frightening.

[ifbymyhands]

For pirates, scary is cool.

[bonywings]

What happens if we want to visit your sister again? I don't want her to be scared.

[ifbymyhands]

She won't be. She's scarier than we are.

[bonywings]

I'd almost forgotten.

[ifbymyhands]

We really haven't been back in a while, have we?