Call Me Out v. 5.0.1

[misheard]

CALL ME OUT .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Comments

Midori

[infinitejustice]

[It's Sunday. For once, Athrun has the day off work.

That's why he's slumped on the couch. He's tired, and not looking to do anything in particular. At least, beyond spending time with Midori.]

[prettytamer]

You look pooped.

[Hm...] Just stay right there, I'll get you a surprise!

[infinitejustice]

Huh?

[That earns a look of surprise from Athrun.]

Well, I suppose I can stay here, but what is it?

[prettytamer]

It'll be something you'll like! Just give me a little bit, 'kay?

[She's planning to cook dinner.]

oh hey Issei

[aquaticrush]

*You now have a five-inch-tall fishgirl in a sandwich bag on your desk. However this happened, she seems to be resigned to it.*

Um...?

[unknownrival]

Viruses, huh.

[All that he needs to say.]

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry.

*That's a yes.*

[unknownrival]

Retasu, unless you're secretly the mastermind behind the community, this isn't something you need to apologize for.

Caster

[becomingthesniper]

[Lyle just came home. Much to his surprise, he finds Caster in the kitchen, cleaning a counter top.]

...Whoa, now here is a sight I wasn't expecting to see.

[breakingtherules]

[Sadly not naked apron yet, but it is at least Caster in regular clothes and apron. She smooths out her clothes as she straightens up.]

Welcome home, Master.

[becomingthesniper]

[A chuckle.]

Adding what you said with the scene, it's almost as if I have an actual mundane servant standing before me.

[breakingtherules]

Aha... Do you need one?

[Your home is not really a mansion and you don't have other people to look after.]

Haruna

[i_just_wield_it]

-which is why it's vitally important that we all carry garlic with us at all times until this is dealt with.

...Haruna are you even listen to me!?

[highbeat]

Huh? Oh, sure. Something about garlic.

[i_just_wield_it]

I know you like to just "wing it" most of the time but we're not just dealing with dead apostles this time, we're dealing with vampires!

[highbeat]

And the difference is...?

V/V

[second_destiny]

[So, for whatever reason, V/V appeared out of nowhere in Asemu's life and is now hanging out at the Asunos' house, winning over the rest of his family (except his father, but he had a front-line base to command, so he wasn't around). Asemu is just moments away from completing the last bit of his homework, and his door is open.]

Okay, just one more problem...

[heavenscorpse]

What are you working on?

[If Asemu's door is open, V/V can just come in. That's how that works, right?]

[second_destiny]

Huh?

[He looks up.]

Oh, it's homework. I'm just finishing up my math.

[heavenscorpse]

Can I see? I've never done homework before.

Caster

[becomingthesniper]

[It's after dinner, and Lyle is just sitting on the couch. Today has been a long, tiresome day. There isn't a part of his upper body that isn't sore thanks to that mobile suit battle that took up all morning and afternoon.]

Sorry, but I don't think I'll be up for a patrol tonight. We'll have to put that off until tomorrow.

[breakingtherules]

[Patrols. Fff. Caster wasn't worried about patrols right now.]

For now, I am only concerned with you. Is there anything I may do for you?

[becomingthesniper]

[A slight smile appeared on Lyle's face for a moment. Didn't last long, though.]

I think all there is to do now is just take it easy. Unless you've got something to help with sore muscles, in which case I'm all ears.

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[deiform]

/picks someone at random??

[dadcifer]

[This Lucifer, while he introduces himself as such, is not much like Yeshua's Lucifer. He's polite (once he's aware that Yeshua is from a very different world with a very different God), reasonably dressed, and speaks with intelligence and dignity.

The topic comes up of Yeshua's Lucifer's... proclivities.]

I don't understand why some people, demons included, need to engage in sex so often. Of course, I've conceived my children the usual way, and I enjoyed it, but don't you grow tired of it after so many repetitions?