Call Me Out v. 4.0

[misheard]

Last one hit 1000 comments so it's time for a new one.


【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[papillonmagique]

I require your help with something. That something being Lucifer.

[archangelofderp]

Ah... he is rather difficult to manage. What has he done?

[papillonmagique]

He's being a thorn in my side. And there was also the... 'hateflirting' thing he did.

[archangelofderp]

Hm. Well.

Do you want to flirt back?

[papillonmagique]

... I insult him most of the time, does that count?

[archangelofderp]

It's a start, I believe. Hateflirting isn't my area of expertise.

[papillonmagique]

... Then, I suppose that's a... yes, then.

... Do you know why he's doing it, though? I'm not sure if I completely understand this 'hate attraction' thing yet.

[archangelofderp]

He probably finds you attractive and how much you annoy him is increasing the attraction... maybe?

[papillonmagique]

... That... makes sense, I suppose? Though he did hit smack me, is that a common part of whatever this is?

And will it mean that I'm in full rights to smack him back?

[archangelofderp]

Certainly. Though that could quickly escalate, so be careful.

[papillonmagique]

I have little care if he tries to kill me, I make my living through fighting after all.

[archangelofderp]

That's not the kind of escalation I meant.

[papillonmagique]

... I'm not sure I follow, then. [Cause she's still having trouble wrapping her head around the people find her attractive thing.]

[archangelofderp]

I mean the sexy kind of escalation.

[papillonmagique]

[Oh.

Oh.

Okay she's flustered now.] Fighting can... really lead to that?

[archangelofderp]

In certain cases.

[papillonmagique]

... He wouldn't... really want to do that though, right? [Though she's more upset over why she's so flustered over the thought aaaaaah-]

[archangelofderp]

If you were similarly inclined!

[papillonmagique]

[Asdfghjkl-] I don't- I'm not...

... The fact that I can't instantly deny that worries me a tad.

[archangelofderp]

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, he got the good looks in the family.

[papillonmagique]

A pity his attitude isn't as nice as his looks.

[archangelofderp]

He cries at romance movies, you know. Most of the tough guy act is really a front~

[papillonmagique]

Oho, really now? Thank you, Michael, I'll be sure to remember this.

[archangelofderp]

Don't be too mean to him, now.

[papillonmagique]

I swear on my lance, Michael. I won't be too mean.