Call Me Out v. 4.0

[misheard]

Last one hit 1000 comments so it's time for a new one.


【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

you can't be because i am, doofus

[croibhristeoir]

...Ah. Well. You have me there, I must confess: I've been using our spirit link for simply terrible nefarious purposes.

Rather, 'purpose'. Mostly just this one.

nooooo

[thirdgeneration]

I'm not too worried about that, no matter how nefarious your purposes are.

yeeeeeeeees

[croibhristeoir]

At any rate, I thought it appropriate to celebrate. Was I mistaken?

[thirdgeneration]

No! I mean... it's been a while since someone kept track of my birthday... Thank you.

[croibhristeoir]

O-oh.

[Lancer shifted slightly and folded his arms, somewhere between embarrassed and uncomfortable.]

It's nothing, I just thought...you might like it.

[thirdgeneration]

I'm sure it's delicious - would you like to share it with me?

[croibhristeoir]

I--what? Y-you really don't have to...er...

[thirdgeneration]

I can't eat an entire cake myself, it's rude to eat in front of you and not offer you any, and if it's nothing then it shouldn't be a problem to share it, right?

[croibhristeoir]

If...if you really think so, I wouldn't mind.

[thirdgeneration]

Good! [Waver gets out forks and plates for each of them, and cuts out a corner slice for himself. It does look delicious.]

[croibhristeoir]

[Lancer took a slice for himself before hesitating; he seemed to be waiting to see what Waver thought about it first.]

shhh only fluff now

[thirdgeneration]

[Chew, chew, swallow.]

It tastes just as good as it looks.

ffff oh you

[croibhristeoir]

[holy shit is he sparkling? he might as well be.]

Really? I'm thrilled to hear that, Master!

[thirdgeneration]

Did you... make this yourself?

[croibhristeoir]

I--

[Busted.]

Well...y-you see what happened was that...er...I-I tried quite a few times where it didn't quite work, but...the short answer would be 'yes'?

[thirdgeneration]

You really didn't have to go through all that effort, you know.

[Because a cake that didn't quite work was still a sign that Lancer cared and wanted to make his Master feel special on his birthday. And he did.]

[croibhristeoir]

Of course I did.

[ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS...?]

As my Master, you deserve nothing less than the absolute best I can give in every possible situation.

[thirdgeneration]

I would've been happy just with something from the store...

[Waver scratches the back of his head, embarrassed.] Thank you.