Call Me Out v. 4.0

[misheard]

Last one hit 1000 comments so it's time for a new one.


【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[unknownrival]

I-it's embarrassing.

[limityourharem]

Does yours encompass half a country as well as various foreigners recruited on diplomatic travels?

[unknownrival]

As far as I know it's only about half a dozen people right now.

[limityourharem]

Ah. *coughs again* Perhaps this may seem uncalled for, then. I apologize, but I have no choice. On behalf of all my compatriots... Please attempt to expand before Iono-sama inevitably appears and starts recruiting even more sobame from different universes!

*w h a t*

[unknownrival]

You want me to have more?!

[This has never been said to him.]

[limityourharem]

*sigh* Iono-sama has frankly gone out of control. When we were children, I wanted her attention all to myself... but she can spot a willing single woman from three blocks away, and she never says no to anyone. To the contrary, she often goes out recruiting with pamphlets or holding large events! It may mean more people to assist with the workload of the country, but our economy is in dire straits, the straight male population is plotting a rebellion out of necessity, and Iono-sama doesn't have the time to pay attention to-- I apologize. I nearly lost my composure.

[unknownrival]

I understand, but... how can I help with that?

[limityourharem]

Well, you don't have to amass thousands, I'm contacting other individuals reported to have large harems as well.

[unknownrival]

Have you tried Karen Minazuki yet?

[limityourharem]

I have yet to give up, but she seems, from speaking with her, to be more reluctant than her reputation would attest.

[unknownrival]

I'm pretty reluctant myself.

[limityourharem]

Is there any particular reason?

[unknownrival]

I don't want to make the people I care for feel devalued.

[limityourharem]

If you have good time management skills, you can still make time for them even when you have more than there are hours in a day.

[unknownrival]

That's honestly amazing.

[limityourharem]

Iono-sama manages it even with how many she has... But still, enough gets to be enough!

[unknownrival]

And thousands is too much. I'll do my best.

[limityourharem]

I'm in your debt.

[unknownrival]

Really, it's nothing.

[limityourharem]

If you're certain.

[unknownrival]

I have done worse things than love people.

[limityourharem]

I suppose that may be true.

[unknownrival]

Believe me, it is.

[limityourharem]

There have been a lot of odd occurrences in the community's records, so I'll allow you to leave it at that.

[unknownrival]

Thank you. I appreciate it immensely.