Look who's - ngk - talking!

[ Ow, okay, that's a little tighter than he'd like to be held, thanks. ]

You barge into people's homes at all hours, tell them you're planning to abduct them without so much as a by-your-leave - not to mention every single awful stunt you've pulled on me before tonight - and I'm the cruel one? Get off!

[ Whatever spell that display of actual affection had put Valmont under is definitely broken by now. He struggles. ]